Tamim Almousa

Quarterfinalist: @Scriptapalooza1, @BlueCatWriters, @screencrafting (X3). @austinfilmfest Second Rounder (X4). @PAGEawards Winner (Bronze).

[Tamim Almousa @Tumammin]

I feel like salt and pepper should be in the same isle.

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@adamcarolla Rich Man, Poor Man: Car not street legal.

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I was going to Google “Is Google down,” but I couldn’t… because Google might be down. @Google, comment?

[Qiddiya Investment company @qiddiya_en]

Snippets from our participation in the 2025 Open Championship, among golf legends and key industry professionals, chief among them Sir Nick Faldo! It was a wonderful time, full of joy, excitement, and, of course, Play. We look forward to the next one and to #QiddiyaCity’s next chapter in the world of Golf, which is just around the corner.

[Qiddiya Investment company @qiddiya_en]

Welcome to Play Panel, starring Managing Director of Qiddiya Investment Company, Abdullah Aldawood, CEO of @MercedesAMGF1, Toto Wolff, and trailblazing Saudi Racing Driver @reemajuffali, moderated by world-favorite #F1 broadcaster Laura Winter. #QiddiyaCity #PlayLife

[Qiddiya Investment company @qiddiya_en]

This is our turf. On it, we make way for the next generation. And today, we welcome the world to Saudi Arabia; to our most ambitious, most exciting home game. See you on the pitch 🇸🇦

#WelcomeToSaudi34 #PlayingTogether

[Tamim Almousa @Tumammin]

Paul is young and big and strong. Tyson is older now and way past his prime. Paul will most likely win. There’s no substitute for vitality. #TysonPaul

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Is there anything sketchier than aftermarket cruise control?

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You are who you hang out with.

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@KAlmojahed السلام عليكم ياطويل العمر. معك تميم الموسى. حاب اتواصل معك بخصوص امور تتعلق بالفروقات والبشوت.

[Tamim Almousa @Tumammin]

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything… except your Apple ID and Password.

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An electric car (to a gearhead) is what Guitar Hero is to a guitarist. Both are good fun, but one is more impressive than the other.

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When @Sia introduces herself people think she’s leaving.

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@Grammarly is Google Earth. @Microsoft spell-check is Apple Maps. One is far more effective than the other.

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How hidden is a “Hidden Gem” if it comes up on the first page of Google? Discuss.

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@adamcarolla From the Mouths of Babes: When I said X, I meant Y.

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@adamcarolla Did you see my hypothetical?

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@adamcarolla Hypothetical: totally drunk on horseback OR sober on a totally drunk horse? You’re trying to get home. The horse knows the way, but unintended inputs may cause it to veer off course. If you choose "drunk horse," you don’t have to be on it, you can lead on foot.

[Tamim Almousa @Tumammin]

@adamcarolla Hypothetical: either you’ve completely lost it, mentally, and in dire need of a doctor but you’re stuck with an exorcist OR you’re possessed by the devil, literally, and in dire need of an exorcist but you’re stuck with a doctor.