Tumbleweed

Former Roads Scholar. Creator of the world's slowest growing viral tweet.

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@MKaminskiMusic Dream Weaver - Garrett Wright

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And I got a food sample in the food court (Mongolian Chicken) #Winning

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I saw something today that you don’t normally see, I saw a woman pirate at the mall.

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Well, look who’s in 1st place 👀⤵️ #Reds

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I have a friend who loves to travel. ✈️Just yesterday he told me he was in Coherent. I bet it’s nice this time of year.

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It’s been 10 days since the time change. Have you reset the clock on the radio in your car yet?

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Beware The

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Well, here’s something I didn’t know. They wouldn’t let me in today because mall walking can’t start until 9:30 AM

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As a mall walker, it is understood that there is a flow and pattern to the walk and I find it so annoying when a fellow walker breaches said pattern. 🚶🚶‍♀️

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Yesterday I tried entering the mall at the doors by the food court, but they were locked. I’ve never had any trouble getting in with the doors by Red Robin (Yum!).

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If I’m not mistaken, today is the day that John Bender would have finished up all the extra detention time he had accrued from Mr. Vernon in The Breakfast Club.

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Good grief! I think my “check engine” light bulb has burnt out 🥺

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Today I turn 61 & a half and so far no cards 😞

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@KellyNashRadio 😊

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By the time a person says “long story short” it’s too late

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❤️😊

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Josh’s reaction to his MVP video is everything. 🥹

#NFLHonors | #BillsMafia

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It might just be me, but I cringe every time I see a TV segment of anchors (in their dress clothes and fine shoes) exercising with fitness “experts”

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Not to brag, but I just carried over $70 worth of groceries from my car to the house in 1 trip. 💪

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Say what you want about Scrooge, but he did have a pretty nice bedroom suite.