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We live in a generation where not having internet access is a bigger deal than not having your virginity.

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What people think about me and what people know about me are two different things.

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Sorry but if you need to take drugs to have fun, you have issues and shit in your life needs addressing.

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You know what's really funny? Not you so fuck off.

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I don't even need one hand to count the people I can really rely on.

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There's always two sides to every story. Make sure you know them both before you form your opinion.

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Yeah that's right, speak to me for hours on Facebook and then ignore me in the street.

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My throat's sore, let me just Google it and see what's wrong...... Omgggggg I've got a brain tumour!

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I've always wanted to secretly swap the punch at a party for fruit juice and watch people act like they're really drunk.

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I live in a town that everyone hates, yet no one ever seems to leave.

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That heart breaking moment when your pet leaves you there all alone in your bed.

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Fake tan, hair extensions, low cut tops. And that's just the 'men' of our generation.

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I can't stand the thought of anyone else being with you the way I was.

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If you follow me back, that'll be the end of it. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will unfollow you.

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Do twin boys have the same size willy?

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Girls, keep your head, heels and standards high.

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I want to be the everything you didn't know you were looking for.

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FUCK MONDAYS.

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Old couples are cute because they show us that someone really can love you forever.