Michael

I need a drink.
Follow me on TikTok: @generichousewife

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Boyfriend: Babe, cuddle with me!

Me: *throws one leg over him*

Him: 😕

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When depression hits you like

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My boyfriend handed me a piece of music and said "to just play it". And that's that on sight reading.
#sightreading #piano #music #tiktok

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@LlamaInaTux Dancing Queen

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Booze. Amirite? #quarantinedLGBTQ

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@KharloKong Doin' awful, thanks for asking! :D

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@mynameisntbarb Russian water?

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If one more person asks me to play Piano Man by Billy Joel... 🤦🏻‍♂️ #justdont

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@mynameisntbarb "Oliver" is a funny way of spelling "Mr. Barb"

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Do you ever see someone and you just.... automatically know you're going to despise them? 🤦🏻‍♂️ 'Cause yeah...

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@b_l_a_k_e_9 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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@coolm0m Do you remember "Ahhh! Real Monsters!"? That was my show growing up.

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It's grown up beverage time :)

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Oh, so today's gonna be one of THOSE days ... 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@kalifromdavalli 14

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Me: Babe, will you get me some Ginger Ale?

Him: *brings me a glass*

Me: *takes a drink*

Me:

Me:

Me: There's gin in this.

Him: Yeah.

Me: ....I just....I didn't...fine. I'll drink it.

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@warmthness 😨😨😨

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I've only been at this new job 2 weeks and I already don't want to be here 😭 I love it, but it's so strenuous and exhausting

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@imbostontom Piccolo

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@JohnBoyega