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Everything was David Karp and nothing hurt. *Parody Account*

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there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you

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do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

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My parents aren’t home
You know what that means
*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

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reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare

reading aloud: *chokes on spit*

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Anxiety ruins my life on a daily basis

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I’m basically just a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards

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school is not even about learning. it's about how much stress you can handle before you have a mental breakdown.

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cuddling would be cool right now

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Emma Watson is someone who Hermione would look up to

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What if Pokemon used to be real but Noah forgot to put them on the arc

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I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said “wait”

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play with my hair instead of my feelings thank you

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I react to award shows like other people react to football games

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when a clock gets hungry does it go back four seconds

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can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

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having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring

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if you eat enough pizza it tastes like love

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I've owned approximately 4,000 hair ties in my life. How many do I have left?

One.

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*No life November*
*Don't go out December*
*Just stay in January*

ok guys who's ready lets do this

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becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life