Henry Tea

Time Traveller

Inclined to Weltshmerz.

[Henry Tea @TuneHO_]

Why did the mathematician break up with the statistician?

Because she found out he was just an average guy.

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Elon Musk, why do you go to space?
Everything is here.

[Henry Tea @TuneHO_]

@elonmusk why do you go to space?
Everything is here.

[𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗶 @Sir_Rexpect]

Europe
1. Chevening Scholarship: fully funded Master's in United Kingdom. Full tuition. Deadline: August-November (Annual). https://t.co/i26BkJHS3x
2. Commonwealth Master's Scholarship: fully funded Master's in United Kingdom. Full tuition. Deadline: October (Annual). https://t.co/t9BIpjzNr0
3. Commonwealth PhD Scholarship: fully funded PhD in United Kingdom. Full tuition. Deadline: October (Annual). https://t.co/kTtvKEqodp
4. Commonwealth Shared Scholarship: fully funded Master's in United Kingdom. Full tuition. Deadline: December (Annual). https://t.co/I0p4pUQgEC
5. DAAD EPOS Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD in Germany. Full tuition. Deadline: Varies by program (Sep-Dec). https://t.co/ittMzc0xVp
6. DAAD Research Grants: fully funded PhD/Research in Germany. €1,350-1,500/month. Deadline: October (Annual). https://t.co/dcMUKjwLAR
7. Heinrich Boll Foundation Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD in Germany. Full tuition. Deadline: March/September. https://t.co/2T8fMaRs0n
8. Erasmus Mundus Joint Masters: fully funded Master's in Multiple EU. Full tuition. Deadline: January-February (Annual). https://t.co/717rCUh004
9. Eiffel Excellence Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD in France. Monthly allowance €1,181-1,700. Deadline: October-January. https://t.co/MHSNIVssnU
10. French Government Excellence Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD in France. Monthly stipend. Deadline: Varies by country. https://t.co/9zA7150uue
11. Swiss Government Excellence Scholarship: fully funded PhD/Postdoc/Research in Switzerland. CHF 1,920-3,500/month. Deadline: September-December. https://t.co/xMHzRNobzI
12. Italian Government MAECI Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD in Italy. €9,000 grant. Deadline: March 26 (Annual). https://t.co/nUuGBAFmeQ
13. Stipendium Hungaricum: fully funded Bachelor's/Master's/PhD in Hungary. Full tuition. Deadline: January 15 (Annual). https://t.co/4WpPP0K5FK
14. Poland Stefan Banach NAWA: fully funded Master's in Poland. Full tuition. Deadline: March-April. https://t.co/aumJskH4Me
15. Swedish Institute Scholarship (SISGP): fully funded Master's in Sweden. Full tuition. Deadline: February (Annual). https://t.co/D3h4qUi1Fm
16. Czech Government Scholarship: fully funded Master's in Czech Republic. Full tuition. Deadline: September 30. https://t.co/YCaibo6pa2
17. OeAD Austria Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD in Austria. Monthly stipend. Deadline: Varies (Feb-Sep). https://t.co/PhWe55Lhve
18. Government of Ireland Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD in Ireland. €10,000 stipend. Deadline: March (Annual). https://t.co/OlaTYBCpES
19. Holland Scholarship: fully funded Bachelor's/Master's in Netherlands. €5,000 one-time grant. Deadline: February-May. https://t.co/0KgEZD8dJS
20. Belgium ARES Scholarship: fully funded Master's in Belgium. Full tuition. Deadline: January-February. https://t.co/R4GSiRoR3t
21. Denmark Government Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD in Denmark. Full/partial tuition waiver. Deadline: Varies by university. https://t.co/tF6787ssG7
22. Norway Quota Scheme (discontinued): fully funded Master's/PhD in Norway. Varies. Deadline: Discontinued 2023. https://t.co/YfVq4fbIXi
23. Finland EDUFI Fellowship: fully funded Master's/PhD/Postdoc in Finland. €1,500-2,100/month. Deadline: February 1 (Annual). https://t.co/HgkOYPnW5u
24. Spain Government Scholarship: fully funded Bachelor's/Master's/PhD in Spain. Full tuition. Deadline: March-May. https://t.co/mDUfk2ZlMC
25. Portugal FCT Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD in Portugal. Monthly stipend. Deadline: Varies by program. https://t.co/puXgpiItI6
26. Greek Government Scholarship: fully funded Bachelor's/Master's/PhD in Greece. Full tuition. Deadline: Varies. https://t.co/IhBCxr7RO4
27. Turkiye Burslari Scholarship: fully funded Bachelor's/Master's/PhD in Turkey. Full tuition. Deadline: February 20 (Annual). https://t.co/dYTZvzY3sD
28. Russian Government Scholarship: fully funded Bachelor's/Master's/PhD in Russia. Full tuition. Deadline: December-January. https://t.co/Pt2r6H4v4Z
29. Romania Government Scholarship: fully funded Bachelor's/Master's/PhD in Romania. Full tuition. Deadline: March 15. https://t.co/A7HBrmzZQO
30. Slovakia National Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD/Research in Slovakia. €400-1,500/month depending on level. Deadline: April 30/October 31. https://t.co/N6Wn7gcCnh
31. Croatian Government Scholarship: fully funded Bachelor's/Master's in Croatia. Partial/full tuition waiver. Deadline: Varies. https://t.co/TbOBJEDMkF
32. Bulgaria Government Scholarship: fully funded Bachelor's/Master's/PhD in Bulgaria. Full tuition. Deadline: Varies. https://t.co/CNSI8Fd714
33. Slovenia Zois Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD in Slovenia. Full tuition. Deadline: Varies. https://t.co/LMRIDV9rZS
34. Latvia State Scholarship: fully funded Bachelor's/Master's/PhD in Latvia. €130-500/month. Deadline: April 1/October 1. https://t.co/P19mlJ2kM2
35. Lithuania State Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD in Lithuania. Monthly stipend. Deadline: Varies. https://t.co/jPjOx9vwtX
36. Estonia Scholarship Program: fully funded Master's/PhD in Estonia. €350-660/month. Deadline: Varies. https://t.co/7HyVzk0VBU
37. Clarendon Fund Scholarship (Oxford): fully funded Master's/PhD in United Kingdom. Full tuition. Deadline: December/January (Annual). https://t.co/eHC5H2yC5k
38. Rhodes Scholarship (Oxford): fully funded Master's/PhD in United Kingdom. Full tuition. Deadline: July-October (varies by country). https://t.co/9hGKUeiOCr
39. Gates Cambridge Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD in United Kingdom. Full tuition. Deadline: October/December. https://t.co/s5Y9mYXdJW
40. Cambridge International Scholarship: fully funded PhD in United Kingdom. Full tuition. Deadline: December (Annual). https://t.co/m4SnN3eaOm
41. Oxford Pershing Square Scholarship: fully funded Master's/MBA in United Kingdom. Full tuition. Deadline: January. https://t.co/kwtXMGysCe
42. Warwick Chancellor's Scholarship: fully funded PhD in United Kingdom. Full tuition. Deadline: January. https://t.co/f5VdDhDpod
43. Imperial College PhD Scholarship: fully funded PhD in United Kingdom. Full tuition. Deadline: Varies by department. https://t.co/pyqdOT36qn
44. ETH Zurich Excellence Scholarship: fully funded Master's in Switzerland. CHF 12,000/semester. Deadline: November 30/December 15. https://t.co/kP8noTRNPq
45. EPFL Master Excellence Fellowship: fully funded Master's in Switzerland. CHF 10,000/semester. Deadline: December 15/April 30. https://t.co/iYwStNMCQ8
46. University of Geneva Excellence Fellowship: fully funded Master's in Switzerland. CHF 10,000-15,000/year. Deadline: March 15. https://t.co/KZAXtQCeyi
47. University of Lausanne Master's Grant: fully funded Master's in Switzerland. CHF 1,600/month for 2 years. Deadline: November 1. https://t.co/KuMms3nCBI
48. TU Munich HEIBRiDS Scholarship: fully funded PhD in Germany. Full funding. Deadline: January. https://t.co/NAgK2XfIiy
49. Heidelberg University Scholarship: fully funded PhD in Germany. Full funding. Deadline: Varies. https://t.co/qeUcYAmcRo
50. Humboldt Research Fellowship: fully funded Postdoc in Germany. €3,170-4,465/month. Deadline: Rolling. https://t.co/X34exI2asB

[Henry Tea @TuneHO_]

My favourite flavour of pi is of the math variety.

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I saw something once that said, “After a good meal, one can forgive anyone. Even one’s own relatives.”

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Ave!

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Hello Zarah.

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Not yet dark but still...

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Wait for it's unveiling at night!!
It's surely going to be the littiest roundabout you'll see in Plateau State.

[Henry Tea @TuneHO_]

Wait for it's unveiling at night!!
It's surely going to be the littiest roundabout you'll see in Plateau State.

[Henry Tea @TuneHO_]

And so, in that Greek letter that looks like a shack with a corrugated tin roof, in that elusive, irrational number with which scientists try to understand the universe, I found refuge.

— The Life of Pi.

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Could complacency mean complicity?

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I have a science joke for you all..

"A pig without 3.14 is a 9.8"

Reply me when you deep it.

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Finally got done reading Holly Jackson's "A Good Girl's Guide to Mürder".
Good read.

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Aiya used to be cheap until you all started calling it Tigernut.
🤦‍♀️

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HTML stands for How To Mix Languages.

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Peep the scenery.
And the model too.

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"All things are subject to interpretation. Whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth."

— Friedrich Nietzsche

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Time Traveller; Lone Sun.

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@WelBeast Injuries.