MyTurbinIsDirty

[MyTurbinIsDirty @TurbinIsDirty]

@debreddingtonRE Well, he didn’t kill 3 kids!

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

Billy, this is Drew Lock, he's a white boy with a little motion and his wife's M.I.L.K.E.R. analytics are well above league average.

[Lufifi @lufitoom]

Ok. I hate to admit I laughed, but I laughed.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

The NCAA is sending out a memo tomorrow per report below saying the TV game clock should govern all time disputes, not a super secret instant replay clock. Essentially the NCAA is saying the Big Ten replay result is wrong. Based on this guidance Western Michigan won.

[DUI Rebel @richpizzaroll]

Michigan seeing FSU do "electrical surge" gimmick

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

I just talked to the referee from the Michigan game and apparently his hormones have been all out of whack lately so it's no big deal.

[Sporty @SportyMcSports]

We have located the clock used last night

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

BREAKING: Employee no longer considered late to work after informing boss that he keeps time himself with a secret special internal clock that nobody else has access to except for him

[Dr Koolaid Donkey M.D. 🔴⚪🌽 @korupteddonkey]

“We’ll have 2 clocks sir?”

“Yes soldier. One the fans, coaches, players and announcers can see…and no one only 2 people can see”

“Which on will we use sir?”

“No one knows”

[Brian Fagan @bdfagan]

Remarkable statistic:

Prior to Western Michigan, college football teams were 110,352 - 0 when leading after the end of regulation, dating back to 1869.

[MyTurbinIsDirty @TurbinIsDirty]

2026 Trash teams and should consider abandoning their football program
Week 1
@WVUfootball
@UMichFootball
@oregonfootball

[MyTurbinIsDirty @TurbinIsDirty]

WVU is an embarrassment. Fucking fold your program!

[Fantasy Points @FantasyPts]

Drafting Christian McCaffrey at the 1.01

[MyTurbinIsDirty @TurbinIsDirty]

@murphsturph No surprise. We all knew UNC was gay

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

This should make you laugh out loud! 🤣

[Adam Crigler @AdamCrigler]

Sometimes there are bangers and sometimes..

well look for yourself.

[AJ @aj_2869]

Cowboys vs Redskins rivalry lives on!

[Projection Sports by Tyler Markley @ProjSports]

Week 1 viewing grids

5 days of CFB from Thursday to Labor Day Monday 🏈