Turbo

Certified DILF. Not even 6'0" on skates.

[Turbo @TurboMutant93]

win or lose we shotgun brews

[Turbo @TurboMutant93]

Thanks for coming out Canada. It’s our game now. Enjoy being e second best hockey nation for the rest of time #FourNations

[Turbo @TurboMutant93]

@NHLBlackhawks @NHLBlackhawks WE DESERVE ANSWERS YOU COWARDS

[Turbo @TurboMutant93]

Ok @NHLBlackhawks this drives me insane. Why is the 1 on Hossa’s banner sans serif, but the 1 in Savard, Mikita, and Hall’s banners with a serif???? The Blackhawks sweaters HAVE SERIFS WHY IS IT SANS SERIF

[Turbo @TurboMutant93]

@NHLBlackhawks THE BLACKHAWKS HAVE SWITCHED HOSSAS BANNER AND TOLD NOBODY. NOTICE THE SERIF ON THE 1 IN 81, AND A LACK OF SERIF ON THE 1’S IN THE DATES IN THE NEW BANNER

[Turbo @TurboMutant93]

Eberflus, dick in hand: oh, CLOCK management!

[Turbo @TurboMutant93]

Can’t wait till Kaprizov is a Blackhawk

[Turbo @TurboMutant93]

@NickNovinsky @DanClarkSports Looks like the only one taking shots was judges wife

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Aaron Judge Batting Average 2024 postseason: .140
Lou Gehrig Batting Average in 1939 with ALS: .143

[Turbo @TurboMutant93]

Fuck the New York Yankees and their trash ass fans

[Turbo @TurboMutant93]

@scottmatla god canadiens fans are such pussies

[Turbo @TurboMutant93]

conspiracy theories are just psyops from Big Conspiracy to sell more psyops

[Turbo @TurboMutant93]

@spittinchiclets

[Turbo @TurboMutant93]

who up grasping they mandrake rn

[Turbo @TurboMutant93]

Think of the person you hate the most. Who are they voting for?

Vote opposite them to cancel out their vote. It doesn’t matter which way.

Democracy is a lie.
Fuck democracy.
Embrace pettiness.

[alyssa @alyssaraetho]

Hey just saw Dave Grohl’s new post lol. I know we haven’t talked in a while but it just got me thinking about when you were my baby and we were just outside of marriage. I was really acting a Foo when I should have been a Fighter for you. Hope you’re doing well

[Turbo @TurboMutant93]

Taylor swift is ass now

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

He got addicted to College Football 25

[Turbo @TurboMutant93]

“Raise your hand if you’re gay!”

Loved yelling at homophobes at pride yesterday

[Turbo @TurboMutant93]

Imagine someone being like yeah I’m from the city I’m from the streets and you ask where and they say Indianapolis lmfaooooooooo

[Bert Hutt 🌮 @BertHuttVan]

He heard they had a healthy Hyman

[SnoopySparty🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @SnoopySparty7]

Naming your child after the Michigan National Championship is crazy