John Eldenring

[John Eldenring @TurboRaucher300]

@LSDonotdisturb Nga js play my show ✌️

[John Eldenring @TurboRaucher300]

@LSDonotdisturb Shut up and suck my biwisi bro #cry

[John Eldenring @TurboRaucher300]

@LSDonotdisturb White people when you ask them to type .com instead of dot com

[WafflePants @WafflePants64]

when i'm escaping logan paul in the suicide forest but he sucks me into his butthole

[Emma🌂💜 of ipadtwt @ed3mm4]

checking someone's pronouns before talking shit about them

[z. @xyzvicc]

me switching my X account to watch porn

[long @wenyanli914]

当我在大庭广众之下打开推特时：

[gato tom @gabucchoo]

How it genuinely feels to make a joke then everyone laughs

[Skinwalker shady facts and charts @Furinacharts18]

Just got hard from a dandy’s world character

[kazutora hanemiya of shedrtwt @coyotealiendogs]

im just trying to watch my anime illegally bro go away please

[qlfhzn @qlfhzn0]

Tried sucking my own dick and pissed all over my face

[John Eldenring @TurboRaucher300]

Having an Arab girlfriend turns me on so bad like mmmmm yes chocolate skinned girl with curves like sand dunes let this white boy mislead you from the ways of Allah

[drifter #UryuFC @h1ruhikos]

told my therapist I wasn’t worried about killing myself cause I have stuff in the future that I’m really looking forward to and she asked for an example and I said steel ball run

[Junegrem⛩️ @juneitiss]

Larping sex is crazy

[kij 🗝️ @kijuler]

them repeating "Steel ball run" over and over again reminded me of this

[doubleoeck @lfcStevieB]

"Hmmm I wonder which western song the Steel Ball Run outro will be"

Japanese trap music: