@Srirachachau best Lisa Simpson writing is when she has regular childlike motivations (receiving attention and affection from her father) but achieves them with exaggerated precocity (becoming an NFL handicapper and picking winners on Homers behalf)
@alecrobbins Good for you. Whenever I receive a text I experience total full body paralysis like a prey animal petrified by the piercing shriek of its predator, resigned to the imminence of my end
@tonyhawktruther I live in New York and I took a shit in prospect park while a raccoon stared at me from above in a tree. You have to adjust your mentality and expectations
@jakebrodes I was working at a pizza restaurant nodding off everyday on kratom and buying 30 dollar micro bags of cocaine to stay awake during 12 hour shifts and I would put on master and commander on my phones browser and listen to it on headphones like a podcast to stay awake. Good movie