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[Turbo🐸 @TurboToad27]

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[Turbo🐸 @TurboToad27]

@CSCanid When you responded, I didn't. I didn't think there was any hope to start one in the first place. But... I went ahead and made one now, because of your message.

If anyone is willing to help, @usickiller and I will be forever grateful.

https://t.co/k39vmiOpQD

[Clint Gamache @iamcg83]

The 60% rule is dumb. The electoral college is dumb.

[Turbo🐸 @TurboToad27]

Something feels wrong

[Erin Mc Asterisk @ErinNYC75]

She destroys him in a debate, so badly that he won’t debate again. He bungles his way through absurd rallies. He insults more than half the population. He wants to implement appalling policies. And the election is razor thin. This country is INSANE.

[♯ . ☆ alex !! ⌇⚔︎ @parxboiiz]

there are CHILDREN worried about what trump is gonna do to our country. CHILDREN planning their SUICIDE because of him. nobody’s gaining ANYTHING with trump other than the death of the kids you claim to “protect”.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

i don't think its healthy for a nation to be held hostage by the hallucinations of a rabid cult that lives in an entirely separate reality.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

I don’t really do endorsements. I’m not shy about sharing my views, but I hate politics and don’t trust most politicians.

I also understand that people want to hear from me because I am not just a celebrity, I am a former Republican Governor.

My time as Governor taught me to love policy and ignore politics. I’m proud of the work I did to help clean up our air, create jobs, balance the budget, make the biggest infrastructure investment in state history, and take power from the politicians and give it back to the people when it comes to our redistricting process and our primaries in California.

That’s policy. It requires working with the other side, not insulting them to win your next election, and I know it isn’t sexy to most people, but I love it when I can help make people’s lives better with policies, like I still do through my institute at USC, where we fight for clean air and stripping the power from the politicians who rig the system against the people.

Let me be honest with you: I don’t like either party right now. My Republicans have forgotten the beauty of the free market, driven up deficits, and rejected election results. Democrats aren’t any better at dealing with deficits, and I worry about their local policies hurting our cities with increased crime.

It is probably not a surprise that I hate politics more than ever, which, if you are a normal person who isn’t addicted to this crap, you probably understand.

I want to tune out.

But I can’t. Because rejecting the results of an election is as un-American as it gets. To someone like me who talks to people all over the world and still knows America is the shining city on a hill, calling America is a trash can for the world is so unpatriotic, it makes me furious.

And I will always be an American before I am a Republican.

That’s why, this week, I am voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.

I’m sharing it with all of you because I think there are a lot of you who feel like I do. You don’t recognize our country. And you are right to be furious.

For decades, we’ve talked about the national debt. For decades, we’ve talked about comprehensive immigration reform that secures the border while fixing our broken immigration system. And Washington does nothing.

The problems just keep rolling, and we all keep getting angrier, because the only people that benefit from problems aren’t you, the people. The only people that benefit from this crap are the politicians who prefer having talking points to win elections to the public service that will make Americans’ lives better.

It is a just game to them. But it is life for my fellow Americans. We should be pissed!

But a candidate who won’t respect your vote unless it is for him, a candidate who will send his followers to storm the Capitol while he watches with a Diet Coke, a candidate who has shown no ability to work to pass any policy besides a tax cut that helped his donors and other rich people like me but helped no one else else, a candidate who thinks Americans who disagree with him are the bigger enemies than China, Russia, or North Korea - that won’t solve our problems.

It will just be four more years of bullshit with no results that makes us angrier and angrier, more divided, and more hateful.

We need to close the door on this chapter of American history, and I know that former President Trump won’t do that. He will divide, he will insult, he will find new ways to be more un-American than he already has been, and we, the people, will get nothing but more anger.

That’s enough reason for me to share my vote with all of you. I want to move forward as a country, and even though I have plenty of disagreements with their platform, I think the only way to do that is with Harris and Walz.

Vote this week. Turn the page and put this junk behind us.

And even if you disagree with me, vote, because that’s what we do as Americans. https://t.co/eHFZ723I4H

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

Your official ITYSL Memes presidential election guide for 2024!

(a thread of key issues) 👇

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I’ve been all over the country in the last month.

And I get asked the same question, over and over again:

“I disagree with Kamala’s position on the war in Gaza. How can I vote for her?”

Here is my answer:

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

I don’t know who said this first…but thank you. #Harris2024

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

I often hear folks say, “Donald Trump sent me a check during the pandemic.”

I want to make sure you understand this: Congress sent you a check. By the way, Joe Biden also sent you a check during the pandemic, just like I gave people relief during the Great Recession. The difference is that we didn’t put our names on it – because it wasn’t about feeding our egos or advancing our politics, it was about helping people.

So don’t be giving him credit for that. And don’t give him your vote, either. There’s only one candidate in this election who cares about you, and that’s Kamala Harris.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Your husband won’t be in the voting booth

Your boyfriend doesn’t have to see your ballot

You can vote for Kamala and tell them you voted for Trump

They’ll never know

[Turbo🐸 @TurboToad27]

@CSCanid Huh.

"No taxation without representation."

Hmmmmmmm.

When did we become a kingdom?

[Turbo🐸 @TurboToad27]

LRT: I'm white and still signal boosting this.

Does he not realize Puerto Rico is part of the USA?

[Turbo🐸 @TurboToad27]

@CSCanid Which, at this point, they should have rights to.

We affect their lives. Why don't they get say, too?

[MyFencingPics @dieselnyc1]

@JaxPeel Yep. 1 million Puerto Ricans in Florida. If you are one of them, please repost and ask others to do the same. Spread the word. Get the vote out.

[Turbo🐸 @TurboToad27]

@noturtlesoup17 Did- did he not get the memo?

He must not have gotten the memo.

https://t.co/76gAuYP4cV

https://t.co/L6h5Y99Hjq

[Turbo🐸 @TurboToad27]

I need to ask Will Ferrell some very important questions regarding the foundations of his characters' personalities

[Variety @Variety]

Will Ferrell: 'If the Trans Community Is a Threat to You, Then It Stems From Not Being Confident or Safe With Yourself' https://t.co/tH927joqzo

[Turbo🐸 @TurboToad27]

@Mort3mer This also goes for children born to live the life the parents originally wanted for themselves.

I was held back in everything I wanted to do because my mother couldn't stand me being better than her.