Parody account of Tom Koutsantonis. If you dare say anything that embarrasses me or ask an inconvenient question I will sue you for defamation. (and block u)!
I think Peter's comments were misunderstood. Allow me to explain.. Migrants are good cos who else are you going to get to clean the shit off ur ass?
There...fixed it for you Pete! ππ»
Labor Premier Peter Malinauskas speaks to anti-immigration One Nation voters: βWhoβs going to feed you and bathe you and wipe your bum when youβre 90?β
What an inspiring message
We promised we were going to spend alot more on the ramping problem. Sure, it's got twice as bad since we were elected, but no one can say we havent spent 10's of millions of $$ on TV adverts to make it look like we're doing something!
All this talk about @AnikaWells travel $$ reminds me of that time I spent $52k on a trip to Canada. As a Labor MP, the rule of thumb is..."If you can get away with it, just do it". Same reason we're spending millions on TV adverts to make u think we're fixing ramping.π€£ #Saparli
With @alpsa trying to create something out of nothing over @marshall_steven's travel expenses, I'm just keeping quiet. Hoping no one remembers me spending $52k on a trip to Canada to "promote SA" in 2016, including $21k for my staff to fly business class https://t.co/EtoYYJFgT7
As the guy who tripled the ESL, tried to introduce a carpark tax & sold almost every income producing asset in SA to prop up my flimsy budget bottom line, I can't wait to get my hands on the purse strings again!
Yeah, this is great news cos the $1 million we save on not having a by-election, we can put towards our ongoing $10 million taxpayer funded advertising campaign to remind everyone we're building things.
BREAKING SA Parliament speaker Leon Bignell has ruled Mt Gambier voters WONβT go to a by-election for a short term MP ..this saving taxpayers up to a million dollars. GREAT DECISION @7NewsAdelaide
Just in case ur curious what we're doing with all ur taxpayer $$,these ads on TV, radio & splashed all over double pages in @theTiser should answer that qstn. Millions of $$ being spent on pics of ppl wearing hardhats. U voted for us! We'll do what the hell we want with ur money!
So here's my plan to contend with the increased cost of living & to help my former buddies in the taxi industry. We're gonna double the passenger transport levy currently being charged for rideshare fares.
Yes, ur Uber ride is about to become more expensive! Good luck with that!
There are 3 certainties in life...Death, taxes and the pursuit of political power, often at the expense of some shmuck who didn't see it coming. #saparli
With allegations now exposed on @60Mins of CFMEU links to bikie gangs & widespread corruption, we agree there is NO LONGER a place for organised crime in state projects. And no more selfies with our CFMEU mates that could come back to bite us! #saparli
Remember this tweet?
Well we're increasing debt by 16.3B, to a total of 44.2B....
1st ramping, and now this..
Reminds me of that song...πΆ "Anything they can do, we can do better"πΆπ΅πΌ
Nothing to see here!π€
One of the biggest and most important developments to ever occur in my own electorate. It will be huge for local businesses & property values! But as I hate the Crows, I wont bother commenting on it, let alone welcoming them!
Bah! Humbug!
BREAKING: There is a big win for the Crows with their new Thebarton Oval headquarters receiving planning approval. 7NEWS Adelaide at 6pm | https://t.co/8ftPfGh39Y #7NEWS
@blokeinthecrowd Yes but to be fair to Labor's MP for Davenport (Erin), even SHE thought Weatherill was hopeless & plagued by scandals! She did what the rest of us couldn't do...campaign against him!
Oops! Here's me slinging mud at Liberal candidate Anna Finizio but I've just found out that our own Davenport Labor MP, Erin Thompson actively assisted the Liberal candidate for Badcoe, Lachlan Clyne, to oust Jay Weatherill at 2018 State election.π€«
#SAParli#Hypocrisy#EggOnFace
I know I've a sordid past...Uni drop out (thort driving taxis was going to be my life long career!). Love to drive fast & recklessπ 60 traffic fines proves that! I also have a history of swearing at public servants but nothing makes me happier than slinging mud at Liberal women.