Turd Ferguson

[Turd Ferguson @TurdNFerguson]

@RestoMod804 That is the Lincoln Futura, concept car the Batmobile was designed after.

[Turd Ferguson @TurdNFerguson]

@ywomendeservles I don't get why this is an L. Better that she knows this now rather than "settle." That's when all the resentment, wandering, etc. set in. Then 2 lives are miserable. I got married at 31 and knew I'd be single unless I met God's best for me, which I fortunately did.

[Turd Ferguson @TurdNFerguson]

@lporiginalg She wants me to slowly explain this. Well, here goes - you asked for it so don't accuse me of mansplaining. Get rid of the septum piercing, invite Christ into your life and stop having sex until you're married.

[Turd Ferguson @TurdNFerguson]

@munimula51 @UltimateMopars It was a Lincoln Futura prototype.

[Turd Ferguson @TurdNFerguson]

@ImMeme0 Preach on, sister. Yeah, I'm a white man. I'd gladly live next to you. Black people have value and are made in God's image too. There's a problem in the black neighborhoods. We all want the best for each other. It hard when people don't seem to want what's best for themselves.

[Turd Ferguson @TurdNFerguson]

@Melania_766 I suppose she agrees that Derek Chauvin should have been protected by the media, etc?

[Turd Ferguson @TurdNFerguson]

@WokePreacherTV Guy's either super-liberal or queer. Probably both. Maybe this is the way he deals with the pain. The actual worst thing a parent can do is not be a parent - to not be the barrier who says, "Not on my watch."

[Turd Ferguson @TurdNFerguson]

@HTied2 I don't know, I liked the way the black dude handled it. Seemed genuine - "You're in Harlem. Be safe." White guy should know that's not a place to play around in.

[Turd Ferguson @TurdNFerguson]

@wesmavfc @ywomendeservles That's messed up, dude. Yeah, these women are ruining movie roles but Weinstein was a raping monster. You'd never say something like this if Harvey had been all over your mom or sister. It's like saying, "Hitler was actually a pretty good artist." Who freaking cares about that?

[Turd Ferguson @TurdNFerguson]

@GenXTalks1 "Folks"

[Turd Ferguson @TurdNFerguson]

@Kayakraya You couldn't throw a ball that fast and far and catch it yourself even if there was NO house to run through. If he had somehow caught it, then post the video. But don't post something showing a dude failing at doing something we know can't be done.

[Turd Ferguson @TurdNFerguson]

@Men_Of_Purpose Girl watched her mama treat men that way.

[Turd Ferguson @TurdNFerguson]

@BrianAtlas "I'm just here chopping up this bread and I had this random, totally not-pre-thought-out diatribe I thought I'd share on the fly after painstakingly setting up my camera and lighting. Isn't it neat how I chop the bread after I make a point to drive it home? Tee-hee. I'm clever."

[Turd Ferguson @TurdNFerguson]

@historydefined I hate these kind of theatrics. So self-indulgent. They think they're doing something important.

[Turd Ferguson @TurdNFerguson]

@HighSchoolOT That's not excessive celebration! They got ripped off.

[Turd Ferguson @TurdNFerguson]

@Hoopss Surprised he didn't flop when he got too close to the girls.

[Turd Ferguson @TurdNFerguson]

Finally! Unfunny exception #10: Cristina Mariani. Wow, that took forever, but we got it done.

[Turd Ferguson @TurdNFerguson]

@fiz_codes @Janet8001252 @grok Nope. Grok is wrong. Her movements are pretty unnatural. Especially the jump at the end.

[Turd Ferguson @TurdNFerguson]

@MoviesActresses Holy AI Batman.

[Turd Ferguson @TurdNFerguson]

@queenugbo @JOY19850415 @grok Nope. Grok is wrong.