Optimus Prime Meridian

USA/Canada dual citizen. In love with and engaged to @Melaniemay79 USCG (ret). A perfect idiot. TCCC-Paramedic. BJJ 4 stripe brown belt. Boxer. #teamironwill

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@BudRespecter “The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed”

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@BudLightSadness Had it happen to me at 17. I had 45 pounds and 5” on him. Humbled me quickly.

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Love this tournament.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

A crew at the Big Rock Blue Marlin Tournament in North Carolina reeled in a 919.9-pound blue marlin that could win them more than $6.5 million...

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I’d like a Shadow Systems.

[Harvey's Pistol & Pawn @harveyspistols]

Rascal is still out there and radios in when he can, or when he decides to, rather 😉. This week he thought a handy @ShadowSysUSA in tiger stripe my do the trick. Sometimes you have to wander back into town to resupply camp and you don't always need a big bore. Thanks, as always, to @SummRidge for helping foot the bill for this week's piece!

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I wish each and everyone of you the best of luck and thank you all for helping us spread the word of our small family business!

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@harveyspistols @nola_nobody @ShadowSysUSA Nice!!

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@kenny5alive You offed Marilyn, didn’t you…

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Welcome to eastern NC where the temperature today was in the mid 90’s, but the humidity was at “Hinges on the Gates of Hell” level.

It has been a bad bag day. Gold Bond stopped working about 9am.

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@kenny5alive

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@chuckdynasty18 @TwoYelling @SteveAustinWI No one gives a fuck if you buy tickets or not, you fucking cum stain on the sheet of life.

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@kenny5alive I do the same damn thing!!!

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@Evans_Wroten How long did her peruse? Did he peruse the aisles first?

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@memechaotic It’s staged, because if it wasn’t, I see an ER visit in their future.

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@kenny5alive Yessir!!!

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@kenny5alive Looks like the Bassmaster guys are in town pre-fishing the river before the tournament starts Thursday. https://t.co/SLT9IipwvD

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New ride… who dis?

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@harveyspistols So, I’ll be in Gatlinburg/Sevierville next week for four days. How far are you from there? If it’s not too far I’d love to pop in and say hello to whoever runs your social media. I’d film and put it up here and tag you as well.

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@mnsibley Sweet! I have two son-in-laws. They adore my daughters and are great guys. I don’t lose two daughters, I gained two sons.

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@SalimForVA Wait a second… didn’t you guys pass a bill saying that prosecutors can choose to not prosecute low level drug charges if they want, correct?

How come they can choose to nolle prosequi some drug charges but aren’t allowed to do the same for unconstitutional gun laws?

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@SalimForVA @SalimForVA You really can’t be this stupid, can you? You’re the guy who thinks he knows Constitutional Law and what a Commonwealth’s Attorney job actually is, right? You received your Juris Doctor from where again?

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@SalimForVA @SalimForVA what institution of higher learning did you receive your Juris Doctor from??

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Alligator River. National Wildlife Refuge. Taking a ride a at dusk to see some black bear.