Optimus Prime Meridian

USA/Canada dual citizen. In love with and engaged to @Melaniemay79 USCG (ret). A perfect idiot. TCCC-Paramedic. BJJ 4 stripe brown belt. Boxer. #teamironwill

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@BudRespecter “The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed”

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@kenny5alive I’ve bought their white tees. I think Walmart now carries the brand. I know Target had them exclusively for the longest time.

Want to try a really comfortable tee? Flag and Anthem. I have a few of their henleys, tees, denim, and khakis. Great clothing. https://t.co/5SwZhx34lB

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@stirssumup @TacticalStNick G32 AIWB. I die like a man. Bleeding out from the groin.

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@kenny5alive A way to bruise up my pelvis to the point of needing ice and elevation. No thank you.

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@kenny5alive She IS the red flag.

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@HardPass4 Sorry for your loss. Truly.

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The sheer audacity of someone arguing with me over a rope recovery system not giving a mech adv is insane. Certified high angle rescue, rope rescue, certified rigger, crevasse rescue, ITRA certified rope rescue and rigger, certified technical rescue.

Dude was out of his element

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@JoshSdrs @AdamSchefter @grok Because next year it’s Howard and Allar.

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@VThunder6969 @AdamSchefter Because next year it’s Allar and Howard going forward.

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@kenny5alive Everything reminds me of her.

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@kenny5alive Velvet Ant. Sting like a motherfucker. Not an ant, but in reality a ground wasp.

https://t.co/JAgocYOsgI

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@joelgaines 👊🏼

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@BudLightSadness 💯

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@TheGreenOldDill Not true. I love that shit.

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@BudLightSadness Had it happen to me at 17. I had 45 pounds and 5” on him. Humbled me quickly.

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Love this tournament.

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I’d like a Shadow Systems.

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Rascal is still out there and radios in when he can, or when he decides to, rather 😉. This week he thought a handy @ShadowSysUSA in tiger stripe my do the trick. Sometimes you have to wander back into town to resupply camp and you don't always need a big bore. Thanks, as always, to @SummRidge for helping foot the bill for this week's piece!

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