matt

he/him I’m on the demon path to hell

[matt @Turdhurricane]

Being a contractor is work apartheid

[matt @Turdhurricane]

@VinceMancini Alvin is a true Fresnan

[Spum @spumdonor]

No, but really, look at this cocky Armenian chipmunk coming to destroy your fragile ego with a look. I love this image so much

[Ibeat 💙🌾🍄 @IbeatAbsolt]

It fascinates me that these people think that going down fighting until your literal last breath is humiliating

Entirely different outlook on life, i can't even begin to imagine how to talk to them

[matt @Turdhurricane]

I’d rather visit casa de fruta 30 times in one week the visit a buccees once

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Ben stiller in Night at the Museum: Wait why are you here? Atilla the Hun and Roosevelt I get but you’re like a modern.. person

Bronze statue of charlie kirk brought to life by Pharaoh’s magic: Well thats… debateable

[bob appetit @flugenhof]

the problem with AI isn't just that it's ugly and lazy, it's indicative of a culture uncaring about everything. you have to care about something. you have to care about what you're putting out in the world. you have to make effort somewhere so people can perceive it.

[Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain]

Who must go?

[casual @cssavedme]

lindsey graham and charlie kirk in hell fighting over being reagan’s bottom

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

lindsay graham in hell trying to get ronald reagan’s attention

[PropaGandalf 🌾 @xghostnotesx]

Imagine the scale of reeducation and mass literacy campaigns needed to address this

[matt @Turdhurricane]

I’m running around O’hare asking families if I can have a bite of their personal size deep dish pies. This is the last chance I have to learn how to eat one and no one is being helpful. Meep :/

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

okay time to give my press conference about a cop being shot where i carefully don’t mention that it was another cop that shot him. but first let me put on my big ass star of david necklace

[lizzie @ancientsaltdepo]

i think people from the US officially lost their right to being smug and mock chinas authoritarian surveillance state the past decade or so

you have AI flock cameras, palantir, massive surveillance state, being slave to billionaires, cant even touch a pool of water

[♡ @taesdawn26]

bringing back this iconic video where satoshi kon called out this shameless thief, who openly admitted it was a homage to him while fully aware he never gave him credit

[Graven, @graevn]

Peace love and may the doctor be with you shortly

[JoeI @whitefeelimgs]

If you fight in a revolutionary war on the side of socialism you’re free to indulge in some low intensity stereotypes like this in your golden years if you want

[Imad @imadfunny]

I’ve been a dentist for 15 years and sometimes I’ll remove a patient’s tooth if I had a bad day/bored

[Leprechaun in the Hood for Love @ShawtyBrothers]

This is becoming more and more common and what really blows my mind is that local business owners, too excited at the prospect of cutting corners, look at this and think it looks fine.

[Reggie Saxx @ReggiSaxx]

White liberals, even when shitting on trump, have to remind you they don’t view muslims as living human beings and have more sympathy for the rapists and murders who kill them.