Land of 10,000 Takes

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[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

At Morgan Wallen's bar in Nashville today, an old guy, probably in his 80s, sat down next to me dressed in full cowboy attire. He orders two shots of tequila and a water, downs one of the shots, and we start chatting. He's in town because he's moving 5,500 head of cattle from his ranch in Texas to his ranch in Kentucky. Read that again. 5,500 head of cattle. He explained that it takes more acreage to feed his herd in Texas than it does in Kentucky, so he's moving things around. As I'm sitting there doing the math, I'm realizing this guy might be the wealthiest person I've ever met in my life. So I asked him how he got into ranching. He tells me, "I'm not a rancher." Apparently, the cattle are nothing more than a hobby. Then he casually tells me that he actually owns a construction company that builds hotels all over the world. Just a crazy day on Broadway which is why I love coming here.

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@3YearLetterman Bama destroyed Notre Dame in the national championship game back in like 2013. ND played their usual cupcake schedule and was unbeaten. All their fans thought they were legit. They played a real team and got blown out. Very satisfying.

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@helloitsolly I can't believe you're not getting ratioed for this. The Delta lounges I've been to are terrific. Nashville, Tampa, Msp...all stellar. Clean with great food choices.

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@JoshuaBarzon B is the only one you can completely rule out because it has Disney which taints the whole region.
You can make a case for every other one based upon the time of year you're visiting. A in the summer, C/D/E in the winter. C has lots of spring baseball so probably that.

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@BASED_4real @C_Reilly5 Lol you seriously aren't aware of passenger travel via cruise ships? Do you literally live under a rock?

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@BisonReport What happened with that? I went to bed at the half and NDSU was rolling pretty good. Very surprised to see them end up with only 31pts. Did they shut it down or did Sac St figure out their scheme?

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@DomIzzoWDAY Went to bed at halftime. Very surprised to see NDSU only end up with 31 points.

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

North Dakota State keeps it rolling 🦬

An undefeated start in the Bison's first season in the FBS‼️

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

Nascar needs way more of this

[Jordan Bianchi @Jordan_Bianchi]

Ryan Blaney punches Carson Hocevar.

[Clinton @614clinton]

My wife and I have decided we don't want to have any children.
We are going to tell them tonight during dinner.

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@C_Reilly5 You're referring to the parents, right? That's the exact point I'm making.

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

NDSU is going to have their game into running time before this LSU-Ole Miss game gets over

Pump the brakes guys

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@WhiteT @C_Reilly5 Why are you ignoring the more reasonable options of driving or train rides? Oh right, because it invalidates your point.

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@nypost I'd like to hear his words for myself. You guys have a history of gaslighting.

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@putasinghonit This post aged horribly

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@5149jamesli So brilliant yet couldn’t find a way to keep his seat. That’s brilliance alright lol

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@mbacowboy Crap! Have you reached out to Beth and Rip? I bet they know people who can help.

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

I’m heading to a threshing show in Albany, MN. Can’t wait. I finally have a reason to wear my Oshkosh B’Gosh bibs which I haven’t worn since the Reagan administration

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@esjesjesj @XFreeze No one knows any trans people because they don’t exist to any great extent. There are extreme genetic anomalies but certainly not as many as they’d like you to believe.