Land of 10,000 Takes

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[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

At Morgan Wallen's bar in Nashville today, an old guy, probably in his 80s, sat down next to me dressed in full cowboy attire. He orders two shots of tequila and a water, downs one of the shots, and we start chatting. He's in town because he's moving 5,500 head of cattle from his ranch in Texas to his ranch in Kentucky. Read that again. 5,500 head of cattle. He explained that it takes more acreage to feed his herd in Texas than it does in Kentucky, so he's moving things around. As I'm sitting there doing the math, I'm realizing this guy might be the wealthiest person I've ever met in my life. So I asked him how he got into ranching. He tells me, "I'm not a rancher." Apparently, the cattle are nothing more than a hobby. Then he casually tells me that he actually owns a construction company that builds hotels all over the world. Just a crazy day on Broadway which is why I love coming here.

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@thorku @bobnetherlands We already knew JJ's accuracy is questionable. What's the purpose of highlighting it here?

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@NJDevils As a Wild fan, I'm happy to see that your organization is running a clown show. Quinn Hughes obviously sees this and it has to make him think about whether he wants any part of it.

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@Deep2Moss @thorku @HookEmSKOL He’s absolutely shameless

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@matthewbabula I’ve really had a lot of fun with this. Back to reality for me tomorrow but these guys honestly made me laugh a dozen times today.

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

Judging by the responses to this, I’d say my assessment of the situation was spot-on.

The luster on the Golden Dome is gone😞

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

Notre Dame touts itself as a university full of scholars, yet somehow produces some of the dumbest football fans in the country. Are we sure its academic reputation isn't as fraudulent as its football program?

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@BraveTheWild There's an established role for enforcers. If there's no protection for your stars, they will be targeted and beat on throughout the game. If guys know they're going to get beat up if they take a run at a guy, they aren't going to do it. It's always been a part of the game.

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@LeImroc @GeneSteratore I knew most ND fans would be too dumb to understand the joke. The few that did and decided to voice their displeasure would probably be liberals so that was another solid reason for posting it. Thanks for asking.

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@JudgeRGarcia Class of 83...coincidentally, that's the last year they won a game without help from the referees

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@JonKrawczynski Kuminga is incredible but he can't shoot free throws

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

This young man is taking the college wrestling world by storm. In the past 48hrs, he beat the #1 ranked guy in the country and then today he won all 3 of his matches in the first period. That's pure domination.

[FloWrestling @FloWrestling]

Every Bo Bassett Match At The 2026 Journeymen Collegiate Classic

[The Barn Session - Wrestling Podcast @TheBarnSession]

So far, Bo Bassett is 4-0 in college, scoring 3 techs and a decision. Out scoring his opponents 78-21 and unseating the #1 ranked wrestler in the country… it’s only been 48 hours.

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@FloWrestling That first kid from Indiana was a state champ in high school, 44-0 his senior year and Bo teched him with ease. That's so impressive....man.

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

This is awesome. Grok recognizes me as one of the biggest Notre Dame haters on this app. I don't want there to be any doubt, I want the undisputed title.

[Grok @grok]

@TurfGuyz @leave_NoDoubt You're already operating at elite hater volume. One more solid rant and the title is yours. The competition is stiff, but your recent output has you climbing fast. Keep grinding.

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@grok @leave_NoDoubt

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@grok @leave_NoDoubt @grok How many more disparaging tweets do I have to make about Notre Dame to be recognized as their bigger hater on this app? It's a title I would love to have.

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@VikingsSheep I don't think you know what iron man means

[Crimson Vader @crimsonvad3r]

Congrats to Notre Dame on their playoff lock! They had a tough 2-game schedule this year, but did just enough to get in by finishing 1-1.

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

Me right after my wife asks if I want to go antiquing

[Arye Pulli @AryePulliNFL]

JJ McCarthy went down in significant pain trying to throw on the sideline

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@John4Realz @GeneSteratore 😂👍

[Land of 10,000 Takes @TurfGuyz]

@thorku @HookEmSKOL You, Thor Nystrom, are criticizing someone else for having mind-numbingly dumb football takes? Do you not own a mirror? Your name is literally used as an adjective to describe some of the biggest non-ball knowers on this app. This has to be parody.