Space Karen

Jam tolerator. Umbrage taker. Mallard unbracer. 'Vibrant and Fashionable Pruning Tool'

[Space Karen @Turigon]

First rule of Gobshites Club:- don't talk about the Gobshites.

[Space Karen @Turigon]

Passing through Green Hammerton, thinking about Henry IV. Am returning to my Yorkist stronghold. @holland_tom

[Caimh McDonnell @Caimh]

The next time someone does one of those ‘write a 3 word horror story’ competitions, I’m going to enter this picture.

[Space Karen @Turigon]

@jacobdwinter ugh

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Here is the montage BBC Sport aired at the end of their Olympics coverage.

[Daniel McDonald @DmcDT]

Belfast. ♥️

[Space Karen @Turigon]

One ping only, Vashily :)

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

Connery and Baldwin on the set of THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER (1990).

[Space Karen @Turigon]

Oh no, devastated 😆

[Tate News @TateNews_]

We dont sleep with vaccinated women

[Space Karen @Turigon]

@andynyman And to you! I'm not Jewish, but I just find it a really nice thing to wish people 😀

[James @jrawson]

Just read about a pair of asteroids in an unstable binary orbit described as “a known wobbler with a devoted valet” and if that's not a euphemism for homosexual then I don't know what is

[Space Karen @Turigon]

@MhairiMcF @teaforpterosaur no offence, but Widdicombe could pull him

[@[email protected] @mrchrisaddison]

Very much hoping they don’t extend the marketing to when a six is scored.

[Space Karen @Turigon]

tbf, I think deporting Britain First to the Falkland Islands is a splendid idea, if a little harsh on those people already living there.

[Josh Self @Josh_Self_]

Just Elon Musk quote tweeting the co-leader of far-right party, Britain First, who is sharing a fake Telegraph headline

Seen by almost 1 million people in 15 minutes

Utterly dystopian

[Space Karen @Turigon]

PLATYPUSARY! best word ever

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Penelope, a platypus at a New York Zoo, was famous for faking a pregnancy and constantly avoiding her mate, Cecil. In 1957, she escaped from the platypusary and was never seen again.

[Jack Seale @jackseale]

Oooh, SOMEBODY'S had some cocaine!

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

One woman, walking down the street, speaks for Blackpool: “Ffs we won’t be able to get anything to eat here now because of these knobheads.”

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Calm down

[Space Karen @Turigon]

@BigHCarter he's a right PoS

[Space Karen @Turigon]

@BigHCarter Not me guv. Happy belated birthday BTW.

[Space Karen @Turigon]

@the4ts *hugs*