Túrin Turamarth

[Túrin Turamarth @Turin_Turamarth]

With all the discussion on Harry/Malfoid and what they're supposed to look and act like I just wanted get some thoughts out of my head and on paper (well... monitor technically). https://t.co/G51dk3dTkZ

[Rob MacDonald @R0bMacDonald]

The face your girlfriend make when you forbid her from turning all childhood female friends into toads.

[Túrin Turamarth @Turin_Turamarth]

@SunshineSchmdt2 @neatestboi This!
I was aways drawn to Slytherin.

Might have had something to do with thinking the green robes looked better than all the others.

[Túrin Turamarth @Turin_Turamarth]

@MishiSniper Yeeees... Wrestling...

[Elven Maid Inn @elvenmaidinn]

Thank you. That meme put the point exactly.

There is a real difference between fantasy and reality. In fiction, a male character such as Malfoy can be rewritten as female - Malfoid, because sex there is set by the author and by imagination. In reality, sex is set by biology.

That distinction matters. An inability to tell fiction from reality is often a sign of serious psychological distress, and it should be treated by qualified clinicians. Left unaddressed, it can lead a person to harm themselves or, worse, others. The elevated rates of self-harm in these groups are one reason the line between the two should not be treated as optional.

[Túrin Turamarth @Turin_Turamarth]

@Mikey__6__ @Wifflebot @4rchangel07 @lem00001 Let me rephrase, I cannot draw decently. Unless you want a first grader's interpretation, like a stick figure, my Malfoid art would be an affront to decent art.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Should be public execution for all to see-you will end this bullshit fast!

[Túrin Turamarth @Turin_Turamarth]

"Harry, did I ever tell you about your mother? She was your father’s exotic muggle girlfriend, a fine piece of jailbait from a less civilized world.
She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the school; barely legal in most classrooms."

"Back during the 1st Wizarding War your father and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful battle against the Death Eaters, and every once in a while we’d even have the entire Order of the Phoenix run a train on her, part of official Order 'training' of course."

"In time, she learned how to handle a meatwand better than anyone in the order. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in the Order, and since she was a constantly got her wand expelliarmused out of her hands you’d get a glimpse of her white pussy mid fight as she’d bend down to pick it back up. It was surreal."

"We taught her to grip her wand backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by Death Eaters almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Harry, you have no idea."

"And she was a good friend."

[Logos Overflow @logosoverflow]

"IT'S OVER, MALFOID. I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND."

[Túrin Turamarth @Turin_Turamarth]

@lem00001 "Harry my boy!! Congratulations on you and Miss Malfoids' marriage!!"

"Please accept this tire iron as a wedding gift for you and miss Malfoid"

"I personally used it to beat Dobby senseless whenever he got grand ideas of 'freedom'."

[Túrin Turamarth @Turin_Turamarth]

@wizardchud Yes, I know that.
But what is Luna saying?

[Túrin Turamarth @Turin_Turamarth]

@AleDarMak

[Túrin Turamarth @Turin_Turamarth]

"Soooo... Potter."
"I wanna know something."
"Would you love me if I was a ferret?"

[Túrin Turamarth @Turin_Turamarth]

@nekomafia_ Very similar situation here.

[Túrin Turamarth @Turin_Turamarth]

Me, scrolling through my feed looking for peak Malfoid pics and fics.

[Túrin Turamarth @Turin_Turamarth]

@kasmosd1 This is so fucking cute!!

[Túrin Turamarth @Turin_Turamarth]

@Eslatt13 🤝

[Túrin Turamarth @Turin_Turamarth]

@Critical_Scribe @jmgwritten Please... You're probably one of the best Malfoid writers I've seen!

[Túrin Turamarth @Turin_Turamarth]

@RGuillimanXIII No No... It's billions must Burn.

[Túrin Turamarth @Turin_Turamarth]

@Florida_Boi1 @Strittposter *Cao Cao intensifies*

[Túrin Turamarth @Turin_Turamarth]

@Felipe__Weber He'll be putting out fire alright.

He should also be happy Harry's going for his daughter and not that china girl.

[Túrin Turamarth @Turin_Turamarth]

@theXtra89 Ohhhh boy. Now we're talking!