Thomas Levy

Person. Woman. Camera. Man. TV.

[Thomas Levy @TurkeyTomTweets]

88 years old. Dan Rather is 88 years old still throwin HEATERS

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Paging Sean Spicer for a crowd estimate in Tulsa

[Thomas Levy @TurkeyTomTweets]

*lights a Marlboro red and takes a deep inhale*
Back in my day yelling in a huddle and then looking up for the nearest camera was called performative phony horseshit but I guess French people get a pass

[Thomas Levy @TurkeyTomTweets]

Looking forward to the 15k word NYT article entitled “Is New York City MAGA Country?” after Trump gets a “good ovation” from 20,000 of New York City’s richest people.

[Thomas Levy @TurkeyTomTweets]

Wemby this Wemby that Wemby hit me with a whiffle ball batt. Couldn’t be me in the middle of a WAR WITH IRAN rooting for a French fry! Sad!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Trump hasn’t made a public appearance in 8 days. This after an unscheduled visit to the hospital- because he “likes getting check ups.” Thank God Jake Tapper (or as I like to call him- the Brick Tamland of his generation) is on the case hunting down clues in a book about my mom’s experience as First Lady four years ago.

[Thomas Levy @TurkeyTomTweets]

Billy Simmons gonna have 15 Chet and Giannis to the Thunder trades right after Pearl Jam

[Thomas Levy @TurkeyTomTweets]

We might be entering Ben Simmons territory with Chet right now. Hes refusing to even look at the rim.

[Timeless Sports @timelesssports_]

(2002) Teenage LeBron gets asked if his dream is to play in the NBA.

“I look at my goal and my dream as two different things. My dream is to see my mother happy everyday, but my goal is to get to the NBA.” ❤️

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

Watching your girl dispute a room charge with the front desk

[Thomas Levy @TurkeyTomTweets]

Paul George may single-handedly get Ketamine legalized

[RCsWorld @RCsWrld]

These 2 just went on a 10-0 run in a playoff game

[Thomas Levy @TurkeyTomTweets]

Committing public adultery in March 2020 in New York City is an elite level of horny

[New York Post @nypost]

Dianna Russini and married Mike Vrabel caught kissing at NYC bar in bombshell new photos — taken 6 years before scandal https://t.co/WIPOoGKAWF

[Damien Peters @DamienPetersNBA]

Insane stat of the day:

Steph Curry has missed the playoffs 40% of his career.

LeBron James has been in the Finals 43% of his career.

[Thomas Levy @TurkeyTomTweets]

I’ve been a cockroach my entire life and I know fellow cockroaches. He made an extreme statement with the intention to announce a deal/capitulation to make it look like his threat scared them into negotiation. It’s why he’s one of the great con men to ever do it.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Donald Trump has made hyperbolic comments as part of negotiation tactics for a full decade, especially on social media, and yet people still run around like insane people reacting to his posts on here. I truly don’t get it.

[Steven Cheah @StevenCheah]

Me to my family when I find the remote behind a couch cushion

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

[Thomas Levy @TurkeyTomTweets]

The general of the Fish Army has spoken!!!

[Sway @Gonswaga]

everyone loves to use game #6 on a Wednesday at 1 pm to say that the Marlins don’t belong in Miami 🥱

[Fish On First @FishOnFirst]

Last 100 regular season games:

Marlins, 57-43
Dodgers, 57-43

Need a salary cap ASAP to stop these super teams 😉 https://t.co/VJp2arCyX1

[The Rewatchables @TheRewatchables]

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened

[Cousin Sal @TheCousinSal]

I’ve never witnessed a murder but I imagine it would look something like this.