men: women don’t want solutions, they just want to complain
me: ughhh i have bug bites everywhere im so itchy
man: have you considered being like the british colonial elites and finding an indian boy and covering him in jam to attract all the mosquitos? u just need a jam boy
i find it funny how the oldest piece of written finnish is a sentence by a german guy and it basically says "I really want to learn Finnish. I can not."
All the niggas who were previously laughing at the wumpus variants going in the brazen bull, being eaten by rats, and flayed alive and kirked are now suddenly saying it’s going too far despite all that shit happening to real people too