C.D. Turk

Heya! I'm Dr.Christopher Duncan Turk, also known as 'Turk' or 'Turkleton'. I'm married to Carla and my best dude is John Dorian (J.D.).

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Janitor: Who are you?
Turk: Dr. Turk
Janitor: I don't care.

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Elliot: [looking at a picture] When did you meet Morgan Freeman?
Turk: That's my mom.

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Turk: They call me candy man because my moves are so sweet.

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Turk: Oh my God! My future brother-in-law is an evil genius!

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Turk: Does heart trouble run in your family?
Delivery Man: My uncle was shot in the heart.

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Carla:Turk guess what?Turk:Shes not a guy honey.& besides Young Carla is a compliment.C:Really?So how'd you feel if i'd say its skinny Turk

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Turk: Okay, it's true, I have never said "I love you" to a woman before.
Todd: Well, then, how do you get them to sleep with you?

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Turk & J.D!

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You think my name is Turk Turkleton????

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J.D.: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me!
Turk: Whoa, I just took out his appendix!

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TURKLETON & J.D.

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"Yeah Rowdy, hit that!"

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http://twitpic.com/15uxe3 - Yo man

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http://twitpic.com/15uxal - In those days where the gumboots were made out of wood...

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http://twitpic.com/15uwoh - J.D. & Turk- A dream team :-D

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Elliot:You know I kinda had a date last night J.D.:Rlly?Elliot:A guy on the bus fell asleep on me and drooled on my shoulder J.D.:You slut!

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@HoneyDuckFeeder There you go!

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@HoneyDuckFeeder You think my name is Turk Turkleton?
Dr.Christopher Duncan Turk, please.

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J.D.: What the hell? Janitor: It's a riddle! Two guys destroyed your bike with a crowbar and a bat! One of them wasn't me!

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Turk: You think my name is Turk Turkleton?
Dr. Kelso: And Mrs. Turkleton! The Turkletons! Can I get a scotch?