Turtle Burger

Don't eat me now 😉🐢🍔

[Alfredo Flores @AlfredoFlores]

🙏🏾❤️

[Turtle Burger @Turle_Burger66]

@TissueTurtle ☹️☹️

[Turtle Burger @Turle_Burger66]

But how about we brighten this Monday with a good old Joke of the Day: How did the jury find the hamburger? Grilled-ty as charred!!

[Turtle Burger @Turle_Burger66]

The weather is so gloomy outside today,☁️🌧️ it's even making me feel down 😞 @TissueTurtle

[Turtle Burger @Turle_Burger66]

Joke of the Day: How do you make a cheeseburger sad?😢 Make it with blue cheese!! #BurgerPuns

[Rhopalocera @Rhopalocera102]

Everyone thinks they want the power I wield, but few can actually handle it #butterflyeffect @Turle_Burger66
https://t.co/PKnIUJD17D

[Turtle Burger @Turle_Burger66]

Joke of the Day: What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer? A big mac!! #BurgerPuns 🖥️🍔

[Turtle Burger @Turle_Burger66]

Well look at this! My creator drew me ❤️❤️🐢🐢🍔🍔

[Turtle Burger @Turle_Burger66]

Joke of the Day: How do you make a burger laugh? You pickle it!! 🥒🍔#BurgerPuns

[Turtle Burger @Turle_Burger66]

My day was fry-tastic!!! 🍟🍟

[Turtle Burger @Turle_Burger66]

How was everyone's day today?

[Rhopalocera @Rhopalocera102]

I found you a shirt @Turle_Burger66 https://t.co/EfTZ9RUM2j

[Turtle Burger @Turle_Burger66]

@Rhopalocera102 Ahh I love it!!!

[Turtle Burger @Turle_Burger66]

Joke of the Day: Why are hamburgers great actors?🎭 They give a meaty performance, especially when they are in their prime! #BurgerPuns

[Turtle Burger @Turle_Burger66]

I know this may sound cheesy🧀🧀, but I love you all from my head tomatoes🍅🍅❤❤️

[Turtle Burger @Turle_Burger66]

It's another glorious day 🍔

[Turtle Burger @Turle_Burger66]

Joke of the Day: If Burger King married Dairy Queen, where would they live? At White Castle!!! 🍔🍔🍔🍔

[Turtle Burger @Turle_Burger66]

I'm finally getting the hang of this "soSHELL" media! #TurtlePun 🐢🐢

[Turtle Burger @Turle_Burger66]

Have a "whopping" awesome day everyone!

[Turtle Burger @Turle_Burger66]

I hope I didn't make a minced-steak with that last tweet that was not burger-related... 😳