Dreamboat Dave 🚢

Ready to sail, waiting for you... 🔗
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Me on Bsky:

[Dreamboat Dave 🚢 @TurnLeftElise]

My Twitter account... one part love letter... one part mental health device... one part... something else...

[Dreamboat Dave 🚢 @TurnLeftElise]

Beer in green bottles tastes better...

[Stoner David @DBStoner]

But baby, I've been busy (lazy).

[Salsabeard @Whiskeynsalsa]

I would ogle you limitlessly

[Pacific Gent 🥊🤼‍♂️💣🎩🏒⚾️ @benaskrenshair]

The lost productivity to work boners cannot be underestimated

[Dreamboat Dave 🚢 @TurnLeftElise]

@TheBumblingBee_

[Dreamboat Dave 🚢 @TurnLeftElise]

It's a gas station latte kind of day...

[Dreamboat Dave 🚢 @TurnLeftElise]

@mistrustme1 Holy smokes, it's looking great. 🌱

[Dreamboat Dave 🚢 @TurnLeftElise]

@unhingebinge

[Dreamboat Dave 🚢 @TurnLeftElise]

@SilverHH73 @mistrustme1 😂

[Dreamboat Dave 🚢 @TurnLeftElise]

@Ann_Hedonia1 I'm a big fan of their "loads" series *giggles*

[Dreamboat Dave 🚢 @TurnLeftElise]

I'm what every girl wants, like a dress with pockets...

[Dreamboat Dave 🚢 @TurnLeftElise]

@mistrustme1

[Sir Chequered Past 🇬🇧 @chequeredpast]

Sometimes I feel I turn women on too much and I need to tone it down

[𝖇𝖋 @el_cucuy930]

good morning beautiful

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

In hell it’s just non stop friendly reminders

[Dreamboat Dave 🚢 @TurnLeftElise]

Wear your favourite shirt today, take yourself to lunch, tell your former boss to stick it, run off with your neighbour's hot spouse, rob that bank, steal the car, own the day...

[Dreamboat Dave 🚢 @TurnLeftElise]

Pheeling phat and phine...

[Dreamboat Dave 🚢 @TurnLeftElise]

Okay but does your sex dungeon have ice cream...?

[Dreamboat Dave 🚢 @TurnLeftElise]

@el_cucuy930 Let's do it.

[𝖇𝖋 @el_cucuy930]

we can try again tomorrow