MouseCop

[MouseCop @TurnUpDa_HEAT]

@Phillies That’s me !

[2008-17 capitals survivor @averagecapsfan]

Honored to be included but shocked at the choice

[yyy @yx3io]

just accidentally closed a tab i've had been meaning to read for the past 2 years

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

Every woman who sees me tonight:

[Trey Smith @SlimiHendrix]

yall weren’t there

[Ray Jackson @RayJack97010720]

Can't wait to share the warehouse floor with my son on the forklift 🥹

[Shea Butter @buttasports]

This might be the best marketing campaign I’ve seen in over a decade

BELEE DAT

[Alby @AlbzSFC]

If you want to know what a man’s groupchat is like, our mate has been in hospital with his mrs expecting a baby, has been replying to us to say he’ll be home tonight to play on PlayStation, and it took us asking if the baby was born for him to say, oh yeah at 1am this morning

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

FTC finalizes its new 'click to cancel' rule

Subscription services, including gym memberships, will be required to offer 'one click to cancel' with the new rule

Rule takes effect in 180 days after being published

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Scratch your balls and sniff those fingers....Its Friday Motherfuckers!

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

THE GRIMACE METS ARE MOVING ON!

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

looking at that one hoodie as soon as it starts getting cold

[BENNY THE BUTCHER @BennyBsf]

I wanna see yall Do something nice and give a stranger a few hunnit today jus because or shout somebody out or get someone a job , something. Could be anything no matter how small. if u got the power to do it change someone’s life today for the better it don’t take a lot…and if u got the power to do it and don’t MAN fuck u and if u don’t got the power then get yo shit together

[NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast]

KANYE WEST x WESTSIDE GUNN 🔥

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this place is a fucking prison