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Like a wolf at the moon but a human at the void.
ADHD 1/3 of PenPals He/Him

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@Jontafkasi 'Great job for ex-ballet dancers, will be preferred for interview over all other candidates.'

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@TinyWriterLaura I finish mine with 'Make him so sandy, the sandiest man.'

But it's nice to know we're still so in sync.

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@e_schofield27 @OldhamColiseum At least the ENO are moving to GM though because that is what both the org and the city desperately need.

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@TinyWriterLaura Yup. Wait out the chemical and it all calms down.

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Global Britain.

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Does it count as getting Wham'd if it's what my sleep paralysis demon is humming as they crouch over me? Along for a friend.

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@TinyWriterLaura This man is a hero

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Just saw an escaped pilot in the wild, full uniform and everything. Must have hatched outside the airport.

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First ever hockey game, all the way from Manchester England. I want a Leafs win and a t-shirt, can we sort both? #LeafsForever

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The ADHD impulse to mutter every thought you have to yourself all the time, so some colleagues think you're weird as fuck, and some think you're a comic genius.

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This year fucking sucks for those of us who are all about crisp autumn mornings, eh?

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@AdultingADHD 'I'm so sorry, I was watching that bird/bee/dog.'

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This is super niche but operating auto for a second show in a day is wild. I'll be sat waiting to move 1200kg of metal above living people like 'I've definitely heard go once on this today, but did I just hear it again?' (I was thinking about how mu shoes feel) #ADHD #theatre

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@TinyWriterLaura The bar staff are the best people to befriend in any setting there are bar staff.

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@damndelionm Where can I see it. Tell me.

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@TinyWriterLaura Isn't the scariest possibility that several did, and this is the best they could get out of her?

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Case in point. Cancelled. My journey home this evening drags out. Thanks @northernassist.

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Absolutely love that @northernassist are cancelling ~40% of services daily AND only charging me £90 for forgetting to remove my 26-30 railcard from the trainline app and paying £2.40 instead of £3.60 for a journey. You're right in this email, this is the 🌟lenient🌟 thing to do.

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The temerity of Liz Truss telling someone from Belfast that Boris Johnson has delivered on Brexit. Wowzers.

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Q: You've supported a PM that has continually lied to the Queen, Parliament & the entire UK.. does this not bring into question your own personal integrity & honesty?

Liz Truss: "I don't agree with that. Boris Johnson has been an excellent PM.." 👀

#BelfastHustings