Turner L. Watson

Writer. Marketing director. Huckster. Hockey guy.

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I don't go on this platform very often anymore, yet I had to today in order to pay my respects to the legendary @jedthefish who passed away at what he would think was the hilarious age of 69 today. Kids today have no idea just what a giant Jed was. Brilliant and insane.

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@BizNasty2point0 get on Threads, bro. Twitter is dying and nothing but a cesspool. You have fans that want to interact but ain't about this fuckin' place. We love you...but hate the platform.

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Ad Astra https://t.co/mBztg7lkRu via @turnerwatson

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@OilersNation we have a McTuft sighting. This is not a drill.

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@OilersNation YES, THE FOURTH LINE IS EXACTLY WHERE I'D SLOT HIM. WAIT

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One more goal, and we'll see jerseys on the ice.

@OilersNation

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@HughSpenxer @989thebear Oh, my goodness!!

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@nachosarah the only reason I popped back on was to see if @nachosarah was still okay, and it seems she is (or was in February) and so, God DAMN this place is a cesspool. Good job, Elon. Okay, bye again, humans.

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Not gonna brag, but @adam1alexander used to call my hockey games. Surreal. The nineties were wild, man.

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@FriedgeHNIC I never get on Twitter anymore, but had to tell you that it's obvious that your Anonymous caller is one other than @BizNasty2point0

That "gentlemen" at the end is the key. That's so Biz.

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@Ozai75 Keep the faith, brother.

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I never come to this platform anymore because it's an absolute cesspool, but it's one of the places where I can tell @tyleryaremchuk that the Philp haters seem to have forgotten Broberg and Holloway this time last year. That's all. Later, Tweet Peeps.

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@Ozai75 HEY! YOU'RE STILL ALIVE! 😄

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THIS AGED WELL

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Okay, I know it sounds crazy, but I honestly think that the Oilers have the best defensive depth in the Western Conference heading to the playoffs. Look what they're doing WITHOUT Ekholm and Klingberg.

@tyleryaremchuk
@LiamHorrobin
@OilersNation

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Okay, I know it sounds crazy, but I honestly think that the Oilers have the best defensive depth in the Western Conference heading to the playoffs. Look what they're doing WITHOUT Ekholm and Klingberg.

@tyleryaremchuk
@LiamHorrobin
@OilersNation

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@spoderbro @tyleryaremchuk He literally stood there. He watched the guy skate around the net. Yeah, Stu has to hug the post...but Bouch doesn't even go for a poke check. He watches it happen.

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I have enjoyed watching Four Nations (Facing Off) but I can't be the only member of @OilersNation that is MORE than ready to hear @EdmontonJack call our Oily Boys.

#LetsGoOilers

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I'm still sickened and embarrassed that almost half my nation's citizens chose a fat, ignorant bully and his South African/Russian masters to "lead" us. I ❤️ Canada. I need to see if I can find this old patch and see it on my jacket again. #canada #standwithcanada #fuckTrump