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Speak softly, carry a big dick

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Your girl texting you vs your girl texting me

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i’m chorepilled. i’m errandmaxxing. i’m going tidy mode

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@SaffronOlive Mom says it’s my turn to use the $100 card

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oh so you got vaccinated? show me your v card

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I hate when fat people drive fast like ok NOW you're in a hurry? 👀

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Me, pulling out stacks and stacks of singles at the strip club: hey girl you know why the call me The Rain Man?

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@TheRealWeezyH Better than 31

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Call me Tom Brady cause I am spiraling

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Pre-work out?? You mean Modelo?

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

Ok let’s be honest is it really self care or are you just taking a fuckin bath?

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The world is my oyster and I'm a shipwrecked lesbian

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Standing in the office of the prophet of God

I EXECUTE JUDGEMENT ON YOU

[Our FU Tr* @ourFUTR]

Bill and Ted were just about as funny but this certainly takes the cake. #metalKenneth

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i'm having a stroke😏

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@HeyItsTania_ Hope this helps!
https://t.co/9wnlOQ42Cj

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Relationships should be 50/50 into front boardslide into kickflip to indy into nose manual into revert

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@Coretta_James - Noah during the Great Flood

[Rachel Agnes @baetog_]

did it work?

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WWJbalvinD

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Text me once, shame on you

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If this wear a mask stuff goes on much longer I might have to start brushing my teeth fucking rank up in here