Turner “Round” Johnson

CPA Guru
Father of 4 & Grandfather of 2
IPA hater, Ultra Lover

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Back in the Bloom and shocker, waiting 25 minutes for a drink at Kilroys…. #fuckkilroys

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@BoobMKnight This sahm?

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@hoosier_hater No pete on here seems wrong

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Carrot cake is actually top 3 cakes all time and not 3

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What I hate the most about driving is being stuck behind a trailer home being moved on the highway

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@herbcarlton Thanks herb!

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Who remembers lacrosse shorts back in middle school? What a time

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So is someone gonna hire me or what…

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Life has been boring since the last pacer game… but today all that depression changes! PACERS IN 6

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@hoosier_hater Wanna franchise a panda together

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@goobercock Sports management… sales it is

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2.83 gpa to finish my collegiate career, I can get a job right

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Midnight and sports still out of lime juice… fuck this team

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Time to waddle across the stage today, now we get to figure out if I have a drinking problem or if it was just college

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@Bev3rageEnjoyer Good song kid. #ballknower

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@bryceyoungfan88 Closest I got was a D- in finite

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Holy shit this bet is looking so so good. Totally heading if pacers make finals

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HOLY FUCK HOLY FUXK HALIBURTON THAT BODY OF YOURS IS INSANE

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@jawntekk Sorry mommy makes more than yours

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Fuck a money spread, the left couldn’t comprehend how much this costs

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