Turnipov

#Rootsistance #VoteBlue2018 😈

[Turnipov @Turnipov2018]

Hi. @Turnipov007 is now @Turnipov2018 - and after the 6th November midterms, I'll change to my original 2020.

[Turnipov @Turnipov2018]

Any dickheads out there who are already qeueing for the #iPhone11?

[Turnipov @Turnipov2018]

Now you know.

[Turnipov @Turnipov2018]

Don't believe any report which says that AI will prove to be a net jobs creator (more jobs created than will be lost). 🤖

[Turnipov @Turnipov2018]

I was at the wedding of @TurnipsBride and @Turnip2020.

[Turnipov @Turnipov2018]

@TurnipsBride Or a bit of space debris. 👽

[Turnipov @Turnipov2018]

Or a cat possessed by a demon.

[Turnipov @Turnipov2018]

I don't have a door: I'm a turnip... I live in the ground.

[Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams]

How would you react if @Oprah knocked on your door?

Earlier today, super-canvasser @Oprah knocked on super-voter Denise's door! Denise already has a plan to vote early & volunteer hard to push us to victory in 4 days.

What's your plan to help #TeamAbrams lead GA forward? #gapol

[Turnipov @Turnipov2018]

I'm known for being a turnip of many disguises. Which one is my favourite? When I played a Justice of the Peace during a wedding service this year.

[Turnipov @Turnipov2018]

Oh dear... avocado's are not enviromentally friendly. 🥑 https://t.co/8SVeJZBSlx

[Turnipov @Turnipov2018]

@VpBeet @Turnip2020 Did you do it? I bet no one noticed.

[Turnipov @Turnipov2018]

@Dangerouslytal I can count, but I don't talk about them.

[Turnipov @Turnipov2018]

Why do they say, "the film/show that everyone's talking about", when clearly, everyone isn't. 🙄

[Turnipov @Turnipov2018]

@BustedBeauty @Stop_Trump20 Thank you. Lots of my followers have been saying that about me lately... well a few have... actually you're the only one. 😂

[Turnipov @Turnipov2018]

@PalmBitching 👏👏👏👏👏👏😊

[Turnipov @Turnipov2018]

No wonder Trump's been riding his luck... he's got a horse shoe in his mouth!

[Turnipov @Turnipov2018]

I don't think I've ever seen a #movie labelled as a 'must see'.

[Turnipov @Turnipov2018]

@VladimirRootard You've been very quiet lately, boss. I sincerely hope that nothing bad has happened to you. 🤥

[Turnipov @Turnipov2018]

Perhaps the police should try this when arresting suspects... perhaps not.

[Khary Penebaker @kharyp]

There is so much beauty in the world