turnip🥀🤣

Purveyor of Odd Audio on Youtube and Spotify/ sausage of light making a joyful noise unto the Lord

[turnip🥀🤣 @TurnipsOddAudio]

Dopplegänger is out now on Youtube and Spotify! Ever wonder what would happen if a uniquely unremarkable man met his exact double? This is that.

https://t.co/GwlUr1mMvo

[turnip🥀🤣 @TurnipsOddAudio]

a sham, a snow job...bologna with a side of flimflam and an order of jive

[turnip🥀🤣 @TurnipsOddAudio]

@LargeRatGirl They call it the cameron effect

[Bahab Dillon @slfchkoutbandit]

Engagement Bait Posting:

I could NOT believe who shows up 20 seconds into this Wyclef Jean video

[turnip🥀🤣 @TurnipsOddAudio]

https://t.co/cKGg8wWkvO

[Steez⁴⁷ @Steez_47]

the breakfast club might be the funniest radio show of all time man

[nini (mj era) 🧟‍♀️ @nini2watts]

me when i clean up my room and i find stuff i haven’t seen in a long time

[esther ❦ @cactosazuis]

“bob dylan is a figure that arises every three or four hundred years who represents and embodies all the finest aspirations of the human heart. we are privileged to be in the company of one of the greatest hearts that have spoken of the heart in america for a long, long time”

[KnicksMuse @KnicksMuse]

Pope Leo gives a thumbs up to the Knicks!

(via robbydlash/IG)

[turnip🥀🤣 @TurnipsOddAudio]

In peace i will lie down and dwell for you alone

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

If there is a will... There's a way. Don't stop believing in yourself!

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

the knicks have *still* not lost since karl-anthony towns chatted up anne hathaway in ‘the devil wears prada 2’

[turnip🥀🤣 @TurnipsOddAudio]

in good will hunting 2 he meets a kid whos even poorer than he was

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

it's always something new with these mfs 😭

[Ray Padgett @rayfp]

How it started / how it's going

(The new one's from just last night at the Colbert wrap party, via Weird Al's Instagram)

[Big Knick Energy @BigKnickEnergy_]

Jalen Brunson is literally Batman.

According to NYPD data, crime has gone down 78% while the Knicks have played in the playoffs at home.

[ishaanhere @ishaanad9]

beatles haters are the flat earthers of music.

[ryan @archie__says]

Anytime I watch Jalen Brunson play all I can see is Elliott Smith knocking down threes.

[Kyle Beaudette @KyleBeautweet]

Hey wait I drew that horse. Is it a bad drawing? WHAT?

[turnip🥀🤣 @TurnipsOddAudio]

@Egl3Rion @WeirdMedieval As far as im concerned, A Knights Tale literally took place

[Saffron Sniper @Saffron_Sniper1]

These two giant turtles have been fighting each other for more than 120 years.

According to the zoo, one turtle stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and since that day they became enemies.

There hasn’t been a single day where they don’t fight for 2–3 minutes😂

[𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬𝐬 🥀. @slapthisass3000]

Michael really used to poplock to a song about the earth dying LMFAOO