Timmy “Turnpike” Tarantino

Beat Reporter covering all things #ScarletKnights Football for @SInow. Parsippany High ‘14, Seton Hall ‘18. Featured on 60 minutes + Big Noon Kickoff

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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that the 20 mg edible we just took has me genuinely tweaking

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@NJTRANSIT Weekday regular or weekday crossover??

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@DarthLeg So long my friend.

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@DarthLeg

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@rats_lockerroom The Sewer Remembers.

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the #rats were absolutely shot out of the sewer last night

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FINAL: Rats 101, Big Gerald’s 42

Folks, the sewers have erupted. #Rats

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99 ➡️ 101

#Denleff

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The knowledge and wisdom of the former coach Sartori back on the #Rats sidelines would only add to the strength of the mischief

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UPDATES🚨

-PF J. Brantley has been elevated to the active roster tonight.

-Former Assistant Coach R. Sartori is in talks to reprise his role as Assistant Coach tonight, while also assuming the duties of the late Rebounding Coordinator T. Dowd.

#Rats

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Representatives from the #Rats were reportedly seen entering the Morris family estate in Maplewood this morning.

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Risers and Fallers from tonight’s impromptu #Rats practice after a forfeit from Free Agents:

Risers:
E. Trice📈
T. Smelsh📈
Coach Harry📈

Fallers:
R. McDonnie📉

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3 weeks later, the #Rats captains are in disarray.

R. Fardin’s achillies is torn to shreds.
E. Trice has been suspended for showing up late to a team meeting.
D. Leff has been suspended for personal misconduct.

Not the season we were expecting from the veteran leadership.

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Tonight’s captains. 😎

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@rats_lockerroom E. Trice plans to appeal the suspension immediately, per sources. #Rats

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@DarthLeg I caught up with E. Trice: “It was great to have a veteran presence out there in Dler. Rats are not remembered for the strength of one, but for the resilience of many. Alone they struggle; together they endure.”

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@rats_lockerroom E. Trice had 8 points tn #rats

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@WillyJfan Cheers brotha. Enjoy

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Gay son vs Thot Daughter

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@daily_msu Get on the needle buddy

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The Usurper Rickie Collins
The Usurper Jaheim White
The Usurper Jim Boeheim

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I've lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money... Or ratings in not sure which. I wont be silent . Just saw it live sry .

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I've lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money... Or ratings in not sure which. I wont be silent . Just saw it live sry .

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@PeteSampson_ @JuanJoseRG02 Spill the tea Pete!