Jordan Bo Bordan

Everything is just a station wagon with different geometry.

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@vonchip @profosophy

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@golf4miami peepee owie

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@kivbot lance armstrong owns a stroopwafel company.

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@kivbot I’m in.

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@BryanWeigel @MLS I already had espn+ just for mls content. And it sucked. So this will be way better.

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@DomRapture @golf4miami We keep running absolute soft toast level candidates. And then not campaigning them.

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@fccincinnati @Stivenjimez I thought we signed him… months ago

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Do catdroids dream of electric mice?

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Is a life like cat robot a cat android, catdroid, or a robot?

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Is a cat selfie a picture of a cat by a cat or is it of you and a cat? Because cats can take pictures and sometimes be quite the shutter bug and I think we need to be respecting that.

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@zachblandford @SherrodBrown You mean shoulda ran for president sherrod brown?

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Why do cats only sleep either in your homes thoroughfare or dungeon? They either want to be completely in the way or possibly lost. There is no middle ground. Their sleep positions are binary.

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https://t.co/S7E0PH6Q51

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member when we'd watch take away shows at 240p and we were glad to have it?

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I also have a polestar. Which is an ev that works. Which get this. Is normal.

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You know what I have that Elon musk doesn’t have? An Instagram account.

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@FranklinKrum @ThatUselessCapo Ferd efteen thousandddd

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@DomRapture @DrF117Nighthawk You could put lemon peel in the dough and make lemon sourdough.

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Everyone should say rapha like rappa from now on thanks.

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@DomRapture Now that the soccer is over we need to get into some bf2042 together or something. Or maybe do some bikes.