Recalibrate & Destroy 𓅔

Reverend, barber, dog walker, bird enthusiast

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

not true. your style has so little to do with classic men's dress that the FBI was able to use your shoes to identify you as one of the jan 6th rioters. i know this bc you once followed me, but then i saw your ugly shoes, blocked you, and alerted the FBI

[Stan Kelly @KartoonistKelly]

This election season, think be-FORE! you vote.

[Recalibrate & Destroy 𓅔 @vonchip]

@ReutersWorld You've really gotta be more specific on which Georgia

[Recalibrate & Destroy 𓅔 @vonchip]

@JoshArnoldOH C'mon, Hinchcliff was completely deranged. It's a shame that LCCS failed to instill any Christian values in you. You're a traitor to the town you grew up in and the migrant workers in that community.

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 @sovietsoleri]

Fermilab, Chicago, 1984.

[Recalibrate & Destroy 𓅔 @vonchip]

@AmalekAmerican @WajahatAli What are you high on?

[no more docile users @WTTDOTM]

I made the ThinkPad nub moan.

Watch at your own discretion.

[Sarah Taber @SarahTaber_bww]

Honeybees are famous for working hard, but if you watch a hive, most of them spend a lot of time just chillin out on the honeycomb.

So when people tell you you gotta "be a good worker bee".... now you know the secret to their work ethic. Secure housing, affordable food, & naps.

[Recalibrate & Destroy 𓅔 @vonchip]

Bad faith right wingers: Kamala is running on vibes, not policy
Kamala: lays out a detailed policy
BFRWs: no, not like that 😭

[Recalibrate & Destroy 𓅔 @vonchip]

@jdcmedlock $0.50? I've got that for $0.42

[EXADECIBEL @INFINITELOGIN]

I think I’m losing my mind

[Recalibrate & Destroy 𓅔 @vonchip]

May have tipped my hand in the group chat

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Auto What??

[Movie Mindset @lifein4chapters]

Putting on the sunglasses from They Live and just seeing this everywhere

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

In the end, this is a game, and pretty much all of it is being played above you. There has not been an undecided voter who has signed up to Twitter for years. Unless you're crafting narratives and memes for breakout virality, what are you selling yourself for. What are you doing.

[Recalibrate & Destroy 𓅔 @vonchip]

@danielgood1 @nickhasthoughts "investing in parking" lol

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

just closed 500 tabs. ill never know now. ill never know. blank slate. ive forgotten more things than youve ever learned. ill create a new mind from the ashes.