Turquoise Human

Derping towards catastrophe

[Walcandy @Walcandy1]

@davidhogg111

[Turquoise Human @TurquoiseHuman]

@mariabamfoo Dang
I missed it

You rock, Bam Bam!

[Maria Bamford @mariabamfoo]

@kurisu Chris and his great fiancee Natalie in AUSTIN, TX did a great job! 7will receive 2 t-shirts within 6-9 weeks in "unknown celebrity-grade packaging". Chris makes sure people get paid, Natalie is in Mental Health care. #ty4yourservice

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

👇👇👇👇👇👇

[Oversight Dems @OversightDems]

"How can we be a free people when our governing document does not prohibit discrimination against more than half of the population?"

—@Alyssa_Milano on why the #ERA is necessary to uphold freedom in the United States
https://t.co/YDOBdRzClb

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

She is the best. @mariabamfoo truly is the best.

[Turquoise Human @TurquoiseHuman]

@gailcollins @NYDailyNews And not a peep about being unable to celebrate the 19th Amendment's centennial on August 26!

#AlwaysServingSelflessly
#WomenAreNotWhining

[Turquoise Human @TurquoiseHuman]

@gailcollins Anyone else recall the staggering death toll in Philly after a parade to boost morale at the "end" of the Spanish Flu in 1919?

#2ndWaveTsunami
#RedStateGOPvotersWontVoteFromTheGrave

[Turquoise Human @TurquoiseHuman]

@gailcollins @FrankBruni When I read earlier about the disparities between people who voted for HRC & the folks who voted for DESPOTUS regarding novel Corona, it was jarring. The sheer number who openly defy orders for wearing masks in public are the ones demanding "reopening" by May
#SelfExtinction

[Turquoise Human @TurquoiseHuman]

@QuancyClayborne Snopes says it was photoshopped from 2019

I am not sure if you are correct, but it's hard to question

[Turquoise Human @TurquoiseHuman]

@RaeOfLite @CliffW08950229 I hope it's prank

[Turquoise Human @TurquoiseHuman]

https://t.co/88DOIp7rm5

[Turquoise Human @TurquoiseHuman]

@JoshNC910 @CaslerNoel @realDonaldTrump Most Americans are too busy running endless frantic circles to read more than a headline.

#WoodyGuthrie sang all about the #TrumpCrimeFamily and #PapaTrump's racist corruption. #ArloGuthrie sang about the govt, too. #StGeorgeCarlin warned us for decades

#NeverTraitors
#Apathy

[Turquoise Human @TurquoiseHuman]

@GrammaDi13 @CaslerNoel @VictoriaGasteis @realDonaldTrump Me, too

[Turquoise Human @TurquoiseHuman]

@annetbyrd @mishanti2 @InTheNoosphere So that's why the "I ❤️NY" slogan began...they know #DESPOTUS from when he was a simple dead-beat real estate tycoon wannabe. From the #ConsummateNewYorker to the #CofveveLoserInChief

#Sad
#ILoveSDNY

[Turquoise Human @TurquoiseHuman]

@Liyalein @CaslerNoel @realDonaldTrump Whyyyyy, yesss, Jared is an equal opportunity opportunist. He oppresses all he can: shake your pompoms & your tail feather #SonInLawless
#BringTheBabyOil

[Turquoise Human @TurquoiseHuman]

@CaslerNoel @realDonaldTrump Who knew comics would rise like prophetic statesmen bc of anti-Free Speech #DESPOTUS?

I'll ride shotgun for the Valtrex runs just to see the #shitshow up close! I'm a #Patriot and #NeverTraitor, so I'll grab my Tom Petty playlist and crank it!

#NeedsJokes
#SickPuns

[Turquoise Human @TurquoiseHuman]

@POTUS @realDonaldTrump @GOP @GOPChairwoman @GOPLeader @senatemajldr

He still has the codes

#NeverTraitors
#72HourHold
#PsychEval

[Leadership Masters @LeadersMaster]

@funder At the very least, through all of this horror of a presidency, we are getting a clear view of patriotism: the 4 prosecutors, Vindman, Yovanovitch, Hill, etc. And we can clearly see cowardice & corruption: Trump, Barr, McConnell, Graham, Jordan, Collins, Nunes, & the entire @GOP.

[Turquoise Human @TurquoiseHuman]

Remember the halcyon days of "cofveve" and cheating on FLOTUS?

Before the WORLD mocked DJT for failing as POTUS & sent cyberhugs to US for enduring his existence?

Just say "NO" to #Tyranny
It's the American way! @realDonaldTrump
@GOPLeader
@GOPChairwoman
@senatemajldr
@maddow

[Turquoise Human @TurquoiseHuman]

@Vlgarza2u @kylegriffin1 Love "Say your peace!!!"