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[Laura W. @BumpstockBarbie]

I cannot possibly explain the depths of my happiness upon hearing this mashup.

I am deceased.

SOUND ON!!!

[Sir Kevin…Lord of The Washed Up @Kev_42B]

Michigan State fans seeing Jayden Reed on the Packers

[🐢 @TurtleAhrens]

Spiderman into the spider-verse is the best super hero movie to come out in the last decade.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

Snoop Dogg is making affirmation music and nursery rhymes for kids now. how can you not love him 🥺

[🐢 @TurtleAhrens]

Told myself I was gonna go for a run after work today, took a 2 hour nap instead #progress

[trevor lahey @xalleejx]

oh so god could kill his own son but i can’t

[DJ Pauly D @DJPaulyD]

Who’s Meeting Me In Hell THIS SATURDAY??? 🔥🔥🔥🔥 @MountainDew

[🐢 @TurtleAhrens]

Unintended effects of choices made are... a thing

[🐢 @TurtleAhrens]

Nothing beats a 5:30 Am asthma attack. Sleeping and breathing are for the weak

[🐢 @TurtleAhrens]

So happy I didn't give up on this game. Go Green baby

[🐢 @TurtleAhrens]

My boss really thinks I'm gonna work 50+ hours this week, then come in Saturday during the Michigan vs MSU game. Lol

[🐢 @TurtleAhrens]

I hate the fact that at almost 29 years old, I still introduce myself as turtle from time to time.

[amber ✨ @ambini_13]

why do I feel mint chocolate chip is the nickelback of ice cream?

[🐢 @TurtleAhrens]

@rickylahey731 Dungeon Master, nerd things you wouldn't understand.

[🐢 @TurtleAhrens]

Being a DM is cool because I get to spend days imagining ways to kill my friends, spend 4-6 hours attempting it, and when it's all done they thank me.

[🐢 @TurtleAhrens]

Social media needs the little age slider bar that dating apps have.

[🐢 @TurtleAhrens]

Watch One Piece.

[🐢 @TurtleAhrens]

Can't wait until 7a.m tomorrow morning when Trump can tweet again. Im betting on the over for 25+/- tweets/retweets before noon. #TrumpTrain

[🐢 @TurtleAhrens]

The fact that I have friends that watch anime, but don't watch "One Piece" is my greatest regret. Oda is truly the best story teller of our lifetime.

[🐢 @TurtleAhrens]

Iced coffee is superior to boiling lava hot coffee and I'm upset it took me this long to realize.