Turtle the Turtle

I post random stuff.
I'm an idiot.
And I hate myself.
That's all.

[Gtamen @Gtamen]

I found a NEW Swingset glitch in GTA IV, 17 years later.

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

we got a paladin that's so sexually repressed the only pleasure he understands is when he knocks a brigands teeth into his ribcage with a white hot glowing flail. Honestly a deeply unpleasant guy to be around but he works hard and doesn't complain

[nessie @nnnstrs]

go away

[Shahanshah of the Internet Age @ChazakielDoremi]

A really weird quirk of this game is that when playing the Institute route there's no evidence whatsoever that the Institute is actually doing this. A sort of bizarre deutercanonical fork where what the Institute's actual plan is retroactively depends on you joining them, or not.

[🦠 the bacterium 🧫 @an_actual_cell]

im spiritually a baikal seal

[deimos art @_deimos_art]

old world blues

#fallout

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

miss her

[Anachiro @jester_mango]

oh yeah im killing myself

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

unfortunately I think I will forever be referring to skyrim as "the rim" now

[Kroshik @captainkroshik]

HOW do these things survive in the wild

[LukeCB14 @LukeCB14]

🚨BREAKING🚨

Zohran Mamdani is forcing New Yorkers to play Master Crota's End with him.

"I want the armor set bonus for my solar titan build."

[MidLifeCrisisActor @rkellysmydad]

“Nerevar just died? Wow I’m hearing this for the first time”

[Kroshik @captainkroshik]

How long is that seal

[beni ✏️ comms: open! @dj_b3n1]

lamenter terminator doodle

[Åsk Dabitch Wäppling @dabitch]

Unexpected hotel room guest.