Anthony

Daryl's Turtle, Beth wants to do evil drive-by and Enid ate me! {Creator: @QueenMamaCarol}

[Anthony @TurtleDriveBy]

"Daryl Dixon's Turtle, Beth wants to do an evil drive-by and Enid ate me!"

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[Anthony @TurtleDriveBy]

"Try telling Beth and Enid that. They keep trying to kill my ass."

@BornNoAngel

[Anthony @TurtleDriveBy]

"Because I'm a slow turtle..."

@BornNoAngel

[Anthony @TurtleDriveBy]

"People who want to eat meh!"

@BornNoAngel

[Anthony @TurtleDriveBy]

"I'm back baby!" https://t.co/QCRX8mBMFF

[Anthony @TurtleDriveBy]

"Me trying to run away from you." https://t.co/27PgniT34s

[Anthony @TurtleDriveBy]

"And so you should."

*nods slowly*

@FieryMaggie_G

[Anthony @TurtleDriveBy]

"@FieryMaggie_G follows me?"

*dies from fangirling*

[Anthony @TurtleDriveBy]

Walks slowly over to @romanigirlpride and hides in her bag.

[Anthony @TurtleDriveBy]

"Guess who's back?"

*inserts applause*

[Anthony @TurtleDriveBy]

"She saw me walkin. She ate me."

#EnidAteMe

[Anthony @TurtleDriveBy]

"BETHY!!! SAVE MEH!"

@StrongEnid @YourSouthernBow @SpiritedLark

[Anthony @TurtleDriveBy]

*stabs Enid in the head*

@YourSouthernBow @StrongEnid @SpiritedLark

[Anthony @TurtleDriveBy]

*is kicked all to the wolves.*

"SURPRISE! I CAUSED THE ATTACK!"

@StrongEnid @YourSouthernBow @SpiritedLark

[Anthony @TurtleDriveBy]

"But she bit my head! TWICE!"

@YourSouthernBow @StrongEnid @SpiritedLark

[Anthony @TurtleDriveBy]

ANTHONY HAS A KATANA!

#NinjaTurtleAnthony

[Anthony @TurtleDriveBy]

"Prepare to die!"

*stabs Katana into @StrongEnid foot*

@YourSouthernBow @SpiritedLark

[Anthony @TurtleDriveBy]

*uses Katana towards Enid*

"Stop eating my head!"

@YourSouthernBow @StrongEnid @SpiritedLark

[Anthony @TurtleDriveBy]

*dies of laughter from these tweets*