Indy Fakename

if you have good thoughts, they will shine out your face like sunbeams, and you will always look lovely✨✨ (they/she) #mmiw

[Indy Fakename @TurtleIndy]

why did this bathtub get an outdoor photoshoot like it’s mom dragged it to the park

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[connell @toewstoews]

The #Oilers have acquired YOU!

You will not be getting paid, you will play every game, you will be blamed for everything. #GoodLuck

[Julio @JulioHashem]

Sources: The newly reunited Tkachuk brothers will both wear TKACHUK on the back of their jerseys, instead of M. TKACHUK and B. TKACHUK. Those close to the situation say it doesn’t really matter because neither of them can read.

[e @mydearestevelyn]

thinking about that first vancouver vs san jose game

[Vancouver Goldeneyes @PWHL__Vancouver]

fitting right in 🦆

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

Laila Edwards has become the highest drafted Black woman in PWHL history, after being selected with the No. 4 overall pick by PWHL San Jose 👏

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

WELCOME TO VANCOUVER, CAROLINE HARVEY 🦆

[Pop Base @PopBase]

KK Harvey is the first overall pick in the 2026 PWHL draft.

Harvey is an Olympic gold medalist and two-time world champion. She will play for the Vancouver Goldeneyes.

[Vancouver Goldeneyes @PWHL__Vancouver]

OUR GOLDEN GIRL 🤩

With the 1st overall pick in the 2026 PWHL Draft, we’ve selected defender KK Harvey!

[Kay @kristines626]

The pwhl draft order will be determined by an acapella Riff Off held in a drained pool at a university in Athens Georgia

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[dani 💙🦆🧡 @ppandani]

just so you know @PWHL__Vancouver i want that gardiner re-sign and protect on my desk at 9:01am

[dani @spanii_]

imagine hating the goldeneyes and this is literally them:

[Spyro @SpyroTheDragon]

Take flight on a bold new adventure.

Spyro: A Realm Beyond, coming Spring 2027.

[ale @dykemacklin]

vegas is up 4-0 so i decapitated them

[re 🇪🇬🇩🇪 she/her, dyslexic @TheBezFleet]

Everyone during PWHL expansion

[boots’ mom @t_kelly15]

Boston 🤝 Ottawa 🤝 Montreal 🤝 NY