Indy Fakename

if you have good thoughts, they will shine out your face like sunbeams, and you will always look lovely✨✨ (they/she) #mmiw

[Indy Fakename @TurtleIndy]

why did this bathtub get an outdoor photoshoot like it’s mom dragged it to the park

[Ö @olymind]

21 years of good luck to anyone who touches this post.

[F @fvckoluwafemi]

it’s gonna be the WORST WEEK of your life if you ignore the waving kitten

[liaa @_provisionalll]

16 YEARS OF GOOD LUCK FOR THOSE WHO DON'T IGNORE THE LITTLE KITTENS.

[MeowGalaxy @MeowGalaxy45]

It's going to be the WORST WEEK of your life if you ignore the kitten that waves.

[Indy Fakename @TurtleIndy]

@piggy1627 i’d love to have a lucky day this week!

[Indy Fakename @TurtleIndy]

@piggy1627 yes 💖

[Indy Fakename @TurtleIndy]

@piggy1627 yes. my god, yes.

[é @eesljy]

Rumour has it, because you didn't ignore the pleading dog you will have 15 yrs of good luck.

[Movee @Moveeswift]

The curse is truly lifted

[liaa @_provisionalll]

It’s gonna be the WORST WEEK of your life if you ignore the waving kitten

[Indy Fakename @TurtleIndy]

@FloraDees2014 that video came up in my feed and it felt like seeing an old friend 💖 hope you’re well, diva.

[Indy Fakename @TurtleIndy]

@t_kelly15 the people are demanding your thoughts. (it’s me, i’m the people)

[Indy Fakename @TurtleIndy]

@RnR_Shelley @Da_nnik it doesn’t matter that “you don’t want to assign him a handicap”, he *has* one, AND he’s a better dancer than Connor.

[Indy Fakename @TurtleIndy]

@RnR_Shelley @Da_nnik “i don’t want to assign ezra a handicap based on his limb difference.”

Ezra came into the show missing a leg. Connor came into the show White. one of these people has a marked and clearly defined handicap (so much so that he’s a Paralympian) and the other has a podcast.

[Indy Fakename @TurtleIndy]

my husband bought us a mixed box of @haribocanada halloween mini bags on discount after halloween, but there must have been a problem somewhere because this box has 0 Happy Cola bags. :( those are my favourites.

[post natal drip @morcoswins]

Welcome to Canada

[Ubaka Ogbogu @UbakaOgbogu]

Lots of confusion today over what time it is in Alberta. We are now on Microwave Standard Time. Refer to your microwave for the correct time.

[Indy Fakename @TurtleIndy]

@Roguskii biblically accurate clawdeen

[Indy Fakename @TurtleIndy]

Arachn-Indy strikes again

[dani⁷ 🐬 @jinyoongis]

and to think we spent years saying "thank god this song came out after glee ended"... how foolish of us to be so naive when we knew ryan murphy continued to roam this earth with access to the glodes (glee nuclear codes)