P.M.

Trying(?) to write

[P.M. @TurtleShel04]

Batman solos the family from Encanto

[P.M. @TurtleShel04]

You have to keep trying. The world, your world, against you, you have to keep trying. You will fail more times than is comfortable. It will hurt. But none of this means anything if you don’t try. Catch that fucking bird. You can be a real human being.

[Birdcomixstudios @TheDylanRoca]

I was struck by inspiration after seeing Coyote VS Acme

[P.M. @TurtleShel04]

Pioneering a new field of trade law called the “get off my ass” doctrine

[P.M. @TurtleShel04]

@teagosullivan - Anthony Bourdain, “Kitchen Confidential,” 2000

[P.M. @TurtleShel04]

“Death of the author”, but it’s actually the nonconsensual creation of a third consciousness between them and the reader

[P.M. @TurtleShel04]

“Adverse risk profile” “C-tier, D-tier, and unranked” “Cannot recommend these assets” come tf on

[P.M. @TurtleShel04]

FUCK

[Matt Reeves @mattreevesLA]

https://t.co/O0TdgldMdK

[P.M. @TurtleShel04]

Seth Hernandez up for bullpen work, nuke the farm for Miller. Find a place to dump Ozuna/Cook and hold on for dear life, Buctober’s coming

[P.M. @TurtleShel04]

Obviously you move Ozuna, but it’s hard to see a place for Cook in this lineup. Part of a deal for relief pitching?

[GMBC Superfan @GMBCSuperfan]

So at some point it will be:

Griffin SS
Lowe 2B
Reynolds LF
Valdez RF
O’Hearn DH
Gonzalez 3B
Cruz CF
Rodriguez C
Horwitz 1B

Or something? Where do you put Horwitz and Cruz?

And then this is your bench:

Mangum CF
Davis C
Callihan 3B/OF
Triolo 3B/SS

Just incredible.

[PNC Park’s Giant Balls @PNCsGiantBalls]

God I love this team

[P.M. @TurtleShel04]

An offense without KG and an aimless/bipolar pitching staff would sink this team in a normal world. But this is Pirates bullshit, and our first multi-year FA signing in years will go yard on a first place team twice because it’s funny. I love this team

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

2 ABs
2 HRs
7 RBI

RYAN O'HEARN, EVERYONE.

[P.M. @TurtleShel04]

God I want to Buccin’ Believe so bad rn

[Joe Block @joe_block]

Pirates over .500 at Game #81 for first time since 2015

[P.M. @TurtleShel04]

In Latvian exile I was able to tell 5 of the most annoying people I’ve ever met (all British) that their society was collapsing, the American private sector would weather any storm that the British couldn’t and that the UK was on track to be the first “formerly developed” country

[FT UK Politics @ftukpolitics]

Third Heathrow runway would add just 0.05% to UK GDP, government finds https://t.co/XoyZSgXwN5

[P.M. @TurtleShel04]

Disclosure Day: The best part of a Spielberg movie is his use of tracking shots and shadows. Every frame feels lived in.

The second best is seeing what in a given shot is about his parent’s divorce. Yeah man, the female MC has a panic attack next to a piano on a train. Why not

[P.M. @TurtleShel04]

Please don’t make me like Navy Yard

[Eat DC @eat_dc]

Navy Yard's nightmare is over. Taco Bell Cantina is opening a 3,000 sq ft location at 1250 Half St SE.

[P.M. @TurtleShel04]

PEAK INCOMING

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Official logo for ‘THE BATMAN: PART 2’.

In theaters on October 1, 2027.

[P.M. @TurtleShel04]

Post-labor economy or biggest nothingburger of all time, call it

[Polymarket Money @PolymarketMoney]

JUST IN: Anthropic will reportedly release its new AI model “Mythos” tomorrow.

[P.M. @TurtleShel04]

We might.

Might.

Do it this year.

God I’m so ready to Buccin’ believe again

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

THE STACHE. THE BAT DROP. THE WALK.

EVERYTHING. 🤌

[P.M. @TurtleShel04]

Great guys. I think about four time all star and hall of fame glue guy Mark Melancon as the standard for good relief pitching. Grilli/Hanrahan were always dependable closers. Hughes flew under radar in a great lineup but he could deal. Watson was baseball’s last great setup man

[That Guy Rocked Pittsburgh @ThatGuyRockPGH]

The Shark Tank

Those guys rocked.

[P.M. @TurtleShel04]

Batman 1989 is a great movie when feeling bummed out. Effectively a very well-done live action cartoon. Keaton’s Batman feels the most in-sync with the comics and balances West’s camp with the gothicness of the character. Gorgeous to look at

[Bea 🏳️‍⚧️🪲🩸🎬 @The_GM_is_God]

Live action Joker peaked here