Sal “Turtle” Assante

7.8 Index | Bayard’s Enjoyer | CEO of The Soft Hands Club

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Life as a westbound commuter to Shinnecock this week

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@sethraynorr @chadmumm ✅

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PSA: If you are above the age of 16 still seeking out players’ autographs at tournaments, YOU ARE A LOSER.

Disturbing number of college aged guys and young adults walking around with a flag and a sharpie.

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This lad walking with Viktor is out here in a Southampton, NY t-shirt and flip flops.

@chadmumm I’m gonna need thoughts

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@NOTdaRealGil 🤝

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The big letter hat epidemic has hit our national championship @TronCarterNLU

Troubling!

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Shopping in places you’ve never been with bags you’ve never seen.

Levels to this

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@Turtle_Assante Some flat as hell east coast midburger

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@lilylangludes #TheMink

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@sethraynorr What’s the deal with these? Had the SM7 Vokey’s but need new ones as those are like 3 years old now.

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@MLasassyburner @therealmcnair CHO.

(Chief Haul Officer)

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@LilaMilleryzuz Fuck outta here bot

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Name that track.

Fuck yeah.

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@for_yield Thanks Mezz

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@ReteeFor3 Precisely

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@ccaseny @joe3jax Some nasty stuff going on there. The developer who bought it couldn’t built on it because the land was full of arsenic.

The NYC-metro area BV should crowdfund, buy, and renovate it. I’m only half kidding.

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@BendelowThomas Don’t you put that evil on me

(I did not do that)

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Came back into the city after a day at The Creek to the greatest NBA Finals comeback in history.

NEVER kill yourself.

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@b9bozzi Mint, Tony Back Nine.

Mint.

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@johnnyginkle_76 Thank you John