Turtleboy Quotes

Quotes guy for Uncle Turtleboy (@doctorturtleboy). Fan account. He/Him/His. Follow the back up account for Aidan @turtleboyphone.

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“@TurtleboyQuotes I want you to archive the top 10 best Uncle Turtleboy quotes of the last 4 months, and compare them to the top 10 @smute1214 quotes.” -@TurtleboyTweets

Give me time, but I will create a thread out of this tweet of my 10 favorite quotes from Unc.

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@loungelizard9 @turtleboyphone @iamstarbug79 @GerryCallahan @wtfdic_hour @guy_worcester @HowieCarrShow @kirkminshow @bill_shaner 😶

[Koen @KoenSwinkels]

Read this. You won't regret it.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I love when employees complain their jobs are too stressful and they work to hard and talk shit about the entrepreneur who worked their ass off to build the company and now want to work 1/10 as hard as founder who built company on their own blood, sweat and tears with zero pay

[WBZ NewsRadio @wbznewsradio]

Charges dropped against two former employees of the Holyoke Solders Home, the site of one of the worst Covid-19 outbreaks in the country. The latest is coming up at 5.

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@Trudell_DM OOT is the *best* because of its impact and legacy, but TP is also my favorite because it is a more fun and refined version of OOT essentially. MM is unfairly hated/criticized, and I think there’s a legitimate case to be made about it being the best in the series too.

[Kirk Minihane @kirkmin]

Such a pandering vomit.

[AG @AGHamilton29]

Kendi deleted this tweet after a bunch of people pointed out it undermines his whole worldview that the US is an incredibly racist country where the system is rigged exclusively for White people.

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This guy needs to adopt the Aaron Rodgers strategy with handling family.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Alot of ppl are posting that Mahomes family dinner/tiktok immersion experience, but look at this one and tell me the three of them arent having the times of there lives

[Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath]

Imagine being so insecure in your belief-system that you would be open to persuasion and debate.

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“Teachers have free speech rights on the Internet, as they should. But they’re also role models, and if they post something online that could make their students feel uncomfortable being around them then the teacher can no longer do their job effectively.”
https://t.co/3YoWd18oBO

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“It’s OK when he harasses local businesses, but don’t you dare point out that he looks like an altar boy’s worst nightmare.”
https://t.co/AtjvqMv0yb

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“A lot of people would’ve given up reporting on MCG after it became clear that the most powerful people in Boston had her back, regardless of how many threats & racist comments she made in public. But we never stop until bad guys end up in the TB graveyard”https://t.co/Snna6r3coA

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“In fairness, when you find out your husband is cheating on you with a child and you continue to stay with him and let him be around your kid, you can’t really be surprised when he finds some slampig from Fall River to smash on the side.”
https://t.co/S0t3Ld1iB7

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“Clark Grant faces up to 50 years in prison for what he did, and the feds would not be wasting their time if they did not intend to put someone in jail. Yet despite making over $140K in unemployment and salary last year and recently buying a $410K house,”
https://t.co/JTYKWFpmxI

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“Men who believe they are women are suffering from a mental illness, & instead of humoring that and getting them the help they need we are forced to play along w/ their delusions while being told that our concerns are unfounded. Looks like they were wrong.”https://t.co/VMvWjfWIX4

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“We’ve been exposing Monica Cannon-Grant’s fraud for over a year now & no other media outlet seemed to think this was newsworthy. The fact that almost half a million dollars is in the non-profit’s bank account while Monica cries broke is further…”
https://t.co/4ZpCnsHaNZ

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“Many are asking the obvious question – how does a boy going missing for 6 months and nobody reports him missing? Well, apparently Danielle has a total of 6 kids, including a new born who was born addicted to drugs.”
https://t.co/UGhz6JBs3t

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“He’s really proud of himself for saying outrageous things to hurt people online and then calling these same people butthurt when they don’t like it.”
https://t.co/XedFB3sMlZ

[Gerry Callahan @GerryCallahan]

Just a reminder: This hideous person put Covid-positive patients into PA nursing homes - AFTER pulling her mother out in the dead of the night. Thousands of elderly Pennsylvanians died.

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@espn Unreal photoshop skills, this graphic looks amazing!