Madness The Turtlelord

I like turtles.

[Madness The Turtlelord @TurtlelordThe]

@MaritheKity And it's not even that the other bad guys aren't cartoonishly evil either (art mogul abusing talent, greedy mafioso, Donald Trump), but ANYONE could potentially meet a Kamoshida in their life.

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@DevourYourMoon And his discord chat is still yammering on about a deal we made with Alad V like 10 years ago, all their dialogue is from Operation: Shadow Debt!

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@ohcrapohno Honestly fuck AI for making professors super paranoid and making like 50-70% of the grade exams.

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@ToastDrawStuffs Damn, didn't know cookiechat doubles as an ouija board.

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@OOWhira Super Mario Sunshine, but instead of fun and funny, it fucking hates you.

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@nakukinen You got the version that lets you play games? Lucky.

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@ElCalacas5 Wait, hold on, that's a great idea.

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@FlashMentality Okay I've been enjoying the show so far, but this is really funny and true. Barry gets his shit rocked by way too many dudes that should not be able to even hit him.

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@MetroidhunterYT Samus Aran having to ask *permission* to use the heat-resistant function already installed into her suit and not getting it until you're already knee deep in lava zones will never not be the dumbest fucking thing.

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@phisnom Kirby fans never letting Magolor forget that one time he tried to turn into a god and murder kirby and his friends.

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Specifically because it was in the B-roll footage. Cus like, they really couldn't highlight that among the OCEAN of rereleases and Switch 2 editions? There were like 3 new things total announced that direct lol.

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Square shadow dropping Torneko's Mystery Dungeon remaster, the first time it's been released in the West, in the B-roll footage is the craziest thing from today's Nintendo Direct.

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@VapeAscension @phantomSomnus KeyBLADE. Isn't a sword. Yeah, okay.

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@MaxOKE_ I appreciate the joke while also throwing in a really niche reference that's actually part of the series.

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@BlazeBinges I GUESS I'll forgive them for removing Brave and the Bold.

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@Promiseishim Looks like symbols related to circuitry?

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@RaidouCyrus Did you also know that using his own weapon against him will cause him to pause time for a moment, just for him to taunt at the screen while healing?

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@KrebsVGC Makes sense. Dark is meant to be the "dirty fighters" ala Heels.

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@KingdomHeartGuy Even though I've played FM way way more times than the og (thanks to all the rereleases), the FM start screen will never not look really weird to me. Like this is the only screen Sora ever wears his hood up.

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@luvbugyuri My only complaint is that Doughael looks way too cool to exist just to die.