The Camel Conquistador

Sports fan. Big Sprite Zero guy. Conqueror of camels and other apex predators. #ALLCAPS

[The Camel Conquistador @Turtlewerth]

Treat every day like it’s Toyotathon

[The Camel Conquistador @Turtlewerth]

The Phillies brought out all of the former Nationals who peaked in DC for this one

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Fit for baseball heaven.

[JP Finlay @JPFinlayNBCS]

Scariest sign at Nats Park

[The Camel Conquistador @Turtlewerth]

DFA Justin Lawrence #Nats

[The Camel Conquistador @Turtlewerth]

@Nationals

[The Camel Conquistador @Turtlewerth]

DFA Matt Krook #Nats

[The Camel Conquistador @Turtlewerth]

Never had a doubt in my mind that Ovi was coming back #Ovechking

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

Stanley Cup champion and NHL all-time leading goal scorer Alex Ovechkin will return for his 22nd season, becoming the longest-tenured athlete in DC sports history.

#ALLCAPS | @Shift4

https://t.co/0zwqv2cE34

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

IT'S SO NOT O-VER, BABES‼️

The Washington Capitals have re-signed captain Alex Ovechkin to a one-year contract extension. Ovechkin’s contract will carry an average annual value of $4.25 million.

#ALLCAPS | #Gr8ness

[The Camel Conquistador @Turtlewerth]

The #Caps need to make a trade and shake something up. This has to be rock bottom. #ALLCAPS

[The Camel Conquistador @Turtlewerth]

Who broke the 400 level bathroom? @CapitalOneArena #ALLCAPS

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

WILLY TIES IT WITH 3.6 SECONDS REMAINING IN THE SECOND PERIOD

[The Camel Conquistador @Turtlewerth]

Can’t wait until Ovi scores goal #1000 in 2028

[Sammi Silber 🏒 @sammisilber]

Jordan Binnington tried to damper Alex Ovechkin's moment, taking the 900-goal pucks and hiding it in his pants so the Caps captain wouldn't get it.

Linesperson Michel Cormier would recover it.

https://t.co/5z7t637fUo

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

NINE HUNDRED!!!!!!!!!

[The Camel Conquistador @Turtlewerth]

Toronto 🫣

[The Camel Conquistador @Turtlewerth]

Thanks for playing @mnwild

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

This bird could be yours‼️

RT for a chance to win

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[The Camel Conquistador @Turtlewerth]

Lmao @Dodgers

[Sammi Silber 🏒 @sammisilber]

My world is shattered. Please, if you have any information about Kuzy, reach out to me.

Last seen by Bethesda Metro station around 11:50 pm last night. Hasn’t come home.

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

This isn't goodbye, just see you later ❤️

#ALLCAPS