Tammie Turtle

27. Tatted. Caribbean&Mexican. #ThePunLife 😜 My Patronus is Batman. Hufflepuff Gang 💛

[Tammie Turtle @TurtlezCorner]

Watching @KevinHart4real new special on Netflix. Had to leave the room because I was laughing so hard. Doubled over and hit my head on the door on the way out. 🤕🤕🤕 #lmfao #netflix #ifijustlayhere

[donni saphire @donni]

Who needs sleep when you can quietly pace back and forth, anticipating new horrors

[Tammie Turtle @TurtlezCorner]

Which do you follow most? #wisdom #help #ineedadvice

[Tammie Turtle @TurtlezCorner]

@Amazotika I know! I finally started catching up and figured out he was gone 😫 I just want Liv to be happy!

[Tammie Turtle @TurtlezCorner]

When are Carisi and Rollins gonna get together? When are Barba and Benson gonna get together? #svu #lawandorder #justgettogetheralready

[Tammie Turtle @TurtlezCorner]

A review for the movie Arachnaphobia.
Burn that fuckin house down! All the Fuck Nopes. #arachnaphobia #fuckno #burnitdown

[Tammie Turtle @TurtlezCorner]

I was legit waiting for #benson to kick Grandma Sheila's ass. #svufights

[Tammie Turtle @TurtlezCorner]

Damn!!!!! Noah's grandmother took him??? I knew there was something wrong with her! #svu #sneakybackstabber

[Tammie Turtle @TurtlezCorner]

The @nbcsvu theme song is majorly addictive. I could groove to it. #themesongs

[Tammie Turtle @TurtlezCorner]

As an avid lover of @nbcsvu everything bad always happens to Olivia. #benson #gonebabygone #noahgoesmissing #livetweeting

[Tammie Turtle @TurtlezCorner]

I'm so obsessed with @psy_oppa 😍 I listen to at least 3 of his songs per day #psy #iluvit #newface #daddy #hangover #obsessed

[Tammie Turtle @TurtlezCorner]

Nothing gets me out of bed faster than the incessant knocking on my door by my little one. #whatissleepingin #children #parenting

[Tammie Turtle @TurtlezCorner]

I swear, the minute it's October all I can think about is Hocus Pocus and murder. #isthatweird #murder #hocuspocus #october

[Tammie Turtle @TurtlezCorner]

I'm at Starbucks, standing behind a man who smells like spoiled milk. #holdingbackmypuke #lordgivemethestrength

[Tammie Turtle @TurtlezCorner]

Convos with Bae:
Him: I'm in Lesbians with you.
Me: I haven't been inside Lesbians, when were you inside Lesbians?
#convoswithbae #iminlesbianswithyou #scottpilgrimvstheworld

[Tammie Turtle @TurtlezCorner]

Back on Twitter.....wonder what it has in store for me. #returntothetwittersphere

[Tammie Turtle @TurtlezCorner]

Nothing says I want a deep meaningful connection like an unsolicited dick pic. #datingsucks #canwenot #nowarning

[Tammie Turtle @TurtlezCorner]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I hate dating. Can we just skip to the part where you love me regardless and I can fart in front of you? #truth #datingsucks

[Tammie Turtle @TurtlezCorner]

Since I've have opened the door to letting people set me up on dates/with guys; it just made… https://t.co/k6tjoRlpmC

[Tammie Turtle @TurtlezCorner]

But remember that what I do with MY body is MY business. Tatted up and I love it. #lovemyink