Turt

I hate bird app

[🙏THUG🙏 @ANIDEEZY]

Imagine repping & spreading the agenda for a series for like 15+ years just for The Weeknd to come along & become hiveleader in 2 months. Snatched everybody chain. Ain’t nobody ever rent no damn theater to play persona. They gon put his ass on the P6 soundtrack at this rate

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

BREAKING:

Scientists taught a gorilla how to play Overwatch and he hanged himself 3 days later

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

post office employees when you ask them to do anything

[John @johnhallermsu1]

Definitely getting clowned right now.

[i-dle charts @chartsidle]

i-dle just announced NOTHING!

[silly lily @sillylilylmaoo]

accidentally said retard in front of my woke friends

[Bruno Mars @BrunoMars]

My album is done.

[jasmine @aegyolk__]

me asking the same 3 people if they want to play games w me

[daymon (rhythm heaven grooving) @k0rsica]

rest in peace lamarr wilson

[Evan Shelby @LiterallyMeGuy]

Started an anime and actually watching it at 22

[Horrocks 🇬🇧🇲🇪 @HorrocksFPS]

Trans Person: I’m trans

Society: okay

Hog Player: can we ban Ana please