Sam Turton

Allegedly a journalist.

[Sam Turton @TurtonSam]

A real country once more 🥹

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

BOSHHHH

@Johnfis08605918 has set a NEW Guinness World Records title for the most takeaway dishes memorised in 30 seconds 💪

[Sam Turton @TurtonSam]

Just need to sell Isak, buy a new defence, couple of wingers, a striker and a midfielder and we’ll have a decent chance of top four again 🙄 #lfc

[Sam Turton @TurtonSam]

They won’t but FSG should axe Slot, take a hit and sell Isak and bring a manager who plays a brand of football that isn’t so boring it almost makes golf an attractive alternative watch

[BBC Sport Merseyside @bbcmerseysport]

💬 'We are not hearing anything around potential alternatives to Arne Slot.'

🗣️ @davidlynchlfc, on Arne Slot's future at #LFC, amid reports that Chelsea are interested in appointing Xabi Alonso

🎙️ @paulsaltysalt | #BBCFootball

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[Sam Turton @TurtonSam]

People thought they hated Liverpool as champions, Arsenal are going to be something else 😂

[Sam Turton @TurtonSam]

Slot’s team choice was bollocks at the start and looks even more so now #MNULIV

[Sam Turton @TurtonSam]

Referee losing control of a snooker crowd is a new one, they’ll boo when he finally calls a rerack #snooker #bbcsnooker

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

So intrigued by the idea of Roberto De Zerbi in a firefighter role that I had to double-check he is tall enough to be an *actual* firefighter and, fortunately for Spurs and Italian fires, he is (a surprise 10cm taller than the minimum height requirement of the Vigili del Fuoco)

[Sam Turton @TurtonSam]

Tynwald logic is expecting the public to applaud that it let the horse trams be slashed to a shadow of its former self and dumped at the side of a road

[Sam Turton @TurtonSam]

A strange sitting of tynwald giving off vibes of a group of people almost wishing an election was tomorrow so it would just be over

[Skint Eastwood @Skint_Eastwood1]

John Davidson talked to Big John Fisher about his Tourettes.

“Sometimes my tics make me shout the N-word, and people misunderstand that and see it as being racist—and that’s one thing I ain’t.”

“I just can’t control what is supposed to not be said.”

[Sam Turton @TurtonSam]

Chris Wilder unscrewing the lid off a Lucozade bottle to take a swig just feels wrong #SHWSHU

[Sam Turton @TurtonSam]

@Gedpower Not a bad idea tbf, would be interesting to see a wider public reaction to it

[Sam Turton @TurtonSam]

@CallumJStaley Stupid Elon!

[Sam Turton @TurtonSam]

Mikel Arteta, it’s happening again!

[Sam Turton @TurtonSam]

Clattenburg is a right tit

[Sam Turton @TurtonSam]

The set up at the harbour keeps leading to cars and trailers blocking the roads from prom and Lord Street, may just be me but I don’t remember this being an issue outside of TT as much as it is now.

[Sam Turton @TurtonSam]

We’re not a little England, we’re the Isle of Man.

True.

The Bishop is of course appointed by the Church of England.

[Sam Turton @TurtonSam]

MHKs defending being bullied by the Church of England is a great look

[Sam Turton @TurtonSam]

We’ve now moved to take it to the constituents. Willing to bet most people don’t care about the bishop’s vote either way. But this is bordering on ridiculous