Detective Douche

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I hate how much of life revolves around money. Earning it, spending it, saving it, worrying about it……it’s exhausting.

[𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖊݁ᛪ༙ @f_jxr_]

no one talks about how difficult it is to shave balls.

[BarçaTimes @BarcaTimes]

The Iraqi players are lining up to take a picture with Lamine Yamal.. 🇮🇶

[David @dqveed]

men will see the inhumane exploitation of labourers (esp ethnic minorities) and think feminism is the problem

[🇳🇬 Super Eagles @NGSuperEagles]

The safest hands 🧤

[PFA @PFA]

The players have spoken, and their Top Six choices will be revealed tomorrow between 9:00am and 10:30am BST. 🏆

✅ PFA Players' Player of the Year
✅ PFA Young Player of the Year

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 3pm Oval Office announcement

[G @Gideoomatic]

Dumfries Konate Rudiger Alvaro

Good luck man

[Owuraku Ampofo @_owurakuampofo]

Africa is ready!

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[Manu. @GxlDePaulinho]

Konate que sjjssjsjsjs

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Florentino Pérez: “The €150m player is a YOUNG player. He’s a GALACTICO”. ⭐️

[G @Gideoomatic]

Spending 150m on a player that's not Haaland, Kane, Yamal or Olise in this market is definitely something

[່͏ @niggaayaoi]

That shit look like a brain eating fungus

[َ @Asensii20]

This is what EA lost the FIFA name to 😭😭😭

[#1 Daryl Morey Enjoyer @sthsthburner]

Dumfries X Trent is an insane RB duo to run with (derogatory)

[Pepe Álvarez @pepealvarezzz]

🚨 JOAO NEVES : 150Kilos

[S @316simsim]

Flo Perez must understand that there isn’t enough world class superstars to be doing all of this “riddle me this” in his transfer dealings. He is stuck in 2007 maybe.

[nico 🏁 @bombdiggy__]

This is how I found her ring style , dress , and even my own DAMN outfit and where to propose

[Detective Douche @Tuscaant]

He's got dementia Spanish media were right

[S @316simsim]

Flo Perez must understand that there isn’t enough world class superstars to be doing all of this “riddle me this” in his transfer dealings. He is stuck in 2007 maybe.