Daphne Storey

[Daphne Storey @Tuyetysf]

And now, this is the sweetest and most glorious day that ever my eyes did see

[Daphne Storey @Tuyetysf]

A 2 pencil and a dream can take you anywhere

[Daphne Storey @Tuyetysf]

The world needs dreamers & the world needs doers. But, above all, the world needs dreamers who do.

[Daphne Storey @Tuyetysf]

Hide in the bathroom stall, & when someone opens the door, say, Welcome to Narnia

[Daphne Storey @Tuyetysf]

Without some goal and some effort to reach it, no one can live

[Daphne Storey @Tuyetysf]

I don't get nervous if I'm surrounded by fuckable men

[Daphne Storey @Tuyetysf]

I drive a pervertable, the top don't go down but the driver does

[Daphne Storey @Tuyetysf]

PickUpLine: Can I flirt with you?

[Daphne Storey @Tuyetysf]

Will you just be doing simple abductions? Do you need soundproofing? Shackle package? - van salesman

[Daphne Storey @Tuyetysf]

Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

[Daphne Storey @Tuyetysf]

If marriage is your object, you'd better start loving your subject.

[Daphne Storey @Tuyetysf]

When a real man fights, the real man walks away, the other man is air lifted to the ER

[Daphne Storey @Tuyetysf]

I interviewed for a new secretary today and the last girl blew it

[Daphne Storey @Tuyetysf]

Checking if my webcam is on when I do really shady shit is my grown up version of checking under my bed for monsters

[Daphne Storey @Tuyetysf]

Pickup Line: If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole

[Daphne Storey @Tuyetysf]

At any rate, let us love for a while, for a year or so, you and me. That's a form of divine drunkenness that we can all try.

[Daphne Storey @Tuyetysf]

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd

[Daphne Storey @Tuyetysf]

Pickup Line: You're ugly but you intrigue me.

[Daphne Storey @Tuyetysf]

This is the inner beauty of sports and competition, and it can serve us all well as adult athletes

[Daphne Storey @Tuyetysf]

And the joy of it all; when we count it all up; is found in the making of friends.