Aziz Ansari just appeared as Kash Patel on SNL, and they went innnnn on him
"I'm a trailblazer. I'm the first Indian person to suck at their job. Everyone says Indian people are smart, hardworking, incredibly intelligent. I prove without a shadow of a doubt that we can be just as incapable and incompetent as the whites."
Happy Kwanzaa! Elmo wants to say a great big "thank you" to Mr. Michael B. Jordan for visiting everybody on Sesame Street and sharing all about Kwanzaa. Habari Gani! ❤️
The US Congress this week came to an agreement to fund our government.
Elon Musk, who became $200 BILLION richer since Trump was elected, objected.
Are Republicans beholden to the American people? Or President Musk?
This is oligarchy at work.
Wisconsin, your vote will make all the difference in this election. I’m asking you to reach out to your friends, parents, siblings, neighbors, and work with them to make a plan to vote.
Two days – that’s all the time we have left until Election Day. Let’s get this done!
It's been confirmed that Laura Loomer has been spending nights at Mar-A-Largo with Donald Trump. At the same time @MELANIATRUMP has been stuck in NYC, refusing to go back to Florida which she called "a swamp."
He isn't even hiding it anymore, wrapping his arm around Laura and caressing her lower back.
Quite a downgrade.
Just rushed to Ralph’s to buy something, emergency status. I go to the Ralph’s by me on Magnolia in N Hollywood, here’s the guard seeing me at 12:51am and locking the doors, I don’t wrote this & Still I have time! #ralphs#ca
Today I learned that @Amtrak will not provide you with water after 9pm. The train conductor said to me there’s a spigot there..the water’s probably safe. “I have to take my pills” “gotta wait till 6am!” Thanks #Amtrak until then I was loving y’all.