Sherman The Cynic

Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

[Sherman The Cynic @Tweedysfarm]

i wanna sleep

[Vamos 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇲🇽 @VamosDundee]

New George Ezra song sounds shite

[We want brian back @wewantbrianback]

Last night on Family Guy, Brian Griffin died. Retweet if you want him back.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A lot of people don’t realize you can save all the bones from any chicken you cook, store them in the freezer, and then throw them out in like a year.

[slán 🇵🇸 @slandrroid]

[Chewing on a free loaf of bread] How could this day get any better? [Someone hands me a ticket to the circus] Wow. I’ll never revolt

[joe fyvie @jjmakq]

faze brian

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

My dad is so divorced our “Christmas tree” is his rowing machine

[William Han @W_T_Han]

This is amazing! This one depicting Emperor Chongzhen of Ming hanging himself outside the Forbidden City in 1644

[Brocc @Punished_Brocc]

“Do you know what they call the Rizzler in France?”

“They don’t call him the Rizzler?”

“No. They call him Le Charismeur”

[EXADECIBEL @INFINITELOGIN]

I think I’m losing my mind

[magnus 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mvgnus_]

anyone slagging a tennents would be all over one if it was called san tennentino with a picture of some daft italian shepherd on it

[Milton Jones @themiltonjones]

That moment when you realise you filled in the application form too quickly as you arrive at the University of East Angola